My kids are always telling me how out of touch and old I am. I try to stay in touch and I think that I know just enough to be dangerous. I am never on the bleeding edge of all the memes, just the cutting edge, so they tell me to stop talking. Anyways, as usual, I am just past the youth expiration date on one of the memes. The one that goes, “So what are your plans for the future?” and they say, “I don’t know. I don’t have 20/20 vision,” referring to the year 2020. But now that it’s 2020, it is passe’. Thankfully, I’m also at the age where I stopped caring about being trendy. I make my own trends, like Bitter Friday Giftures.
My vision for the future…
Things are looking…
Sometimes this is…
Now that…
This is how my vision of 2020…
I’m thinking some great technology…
All the cool kids…
There will probably be some…
Eating faster…
We should try…
How about getting…
Quit trying to leap headforward into the year…
That is what I say all the time. Don’t plan ahead more than a few seconds at a time. Just try to make it through your bitter day and survive. Planning always goes wrong anyways.
ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
Bitter 2020 Vision Ben
Old and out of touch? Seems pretty cutting edge to me!
Hang on, does that make ME old and out of touch?!!
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I’m pretty cutting edge for an old dude. My kids just don’t recognize.
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Aw, give ’em time, they’ll catch up! 🙂
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Yeah, they will get old and I can make fun of them for being behind the times with their kids.
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So it goes, as the great Kurt Vonnegut used to say … 🙂
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