Let Friday Slideday commence.
I declare that it is officially Friday Slideday. That means you are officially invited to slide down a notch whatever it is that you were doing today. So, if you were at a slight 30% capacity on doing work this morning, slide that down a very comfortable and barely functioning 10%. If you were wearing tuxedo wear for some odd reason today, slide down to shorts, hat, sandals and T-shirt mode. If your lunch was a healthy salad and glutten free tofu and sprouts sandwich, I give you permission to slide that down to a pizza. Whatever it is that you are working so hard on, don’t. Tell your boss that you are sliding down your chair onto the floor for a quick nappy nap and if they ask, tell them Bitter Ben told me so. I take complete blame for all your shenanigans. Also, if they ask, tell them that Bitter Ben gives them permission to be 30% less of a jerk today. Tell them to go eat their stuffed crust pizza bacon sandwich and leave the sliding to you. And just so you have a better idea of what to do, here are some examples.
No sir…
…we don’t joke about things around here.
I guess this guy…
..took me literally.
It’s never too early…
…to start Friday Slideday.
Chicken seems to get it…
…tortoise, not so much.
This kid has clearly mistaken…
…Slideday Friday for Tragic Tuesday.
This guy gets it…
…he’s tired..so he lays down.
This kid and kitty…
…are doing the Friday Electric Slideday.
This dude started his Slideday Friday…
…right in the middle of traffic.
And this lady…
…Lay’s potato chipped it. She couldn’t do just one slide.
This lady…
…couldn’t be late for Slideday Friday, no matter the cost…of towing a tow truck.
Make Friday Slideday happen…
…even if you have to blow up a few bridges.
I guess this reporter didn’t like my post idea…
…but the post didn’t really like him either.
Well look at that. I can see most of you have slid to your least productive already. In fact, it looks like most of you have slid so far down the slide of productivity today, that you could barely manage to finish this post. Well, I’m so bad, that that I couldn’t even finish this
ARRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Slidder Bitterness Ben