My brother told me a couple of months ago that he was moving into a new house. I half-heartedly told him I would help, without any intentions of doing so. Since I was responsible for making him a huge sucess in the world, (by showing him what not to do) I figured he would find … Continue reading MLM Success Bitter Friday Giftures
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Ninja Escape Bitterness
Last weekend I died. Don't worry, it didn't hurt too much. Amazingly, I can still blog from the great beyond. You are probably all so excited to hear about that. I know I owe you an explanation, but I don't always pay people what I owe right away. Perhaps, if you send a pizza my … Continue reading Ninja Escape Bitterness
Surviving Work Disasters Bitterness
There have been a lot of big disasters lately. Floods in Colorado, a government that is so lazy that they are making excuses about why they can't "come in to work today" (something about their healthcare, IE faking sick again) and the ending of Breaking Bad(I heard it was a show about chemistry. Uh, wow that … Continue reading Surviving Work Disasters Bitterness
Bitter Plan-it Hauling Wood
My aspirations when I was growing up were not too much different than other kids my age. Most of them wanted to be Superman or Batman or a fireman. I also wanted to be in the comics, but as minion #2 for a nefarious megalomaniac dude (or dudette) bent on world domination. As per my life, nothing went smoothly or according to plan, though I've heard you … Continue reading Bitter Plan-it Hauling Wood
Bitter Distraction
As the year 2013 died a tragic and meaningless death on December 31, at 11:59:59, I was killing a zombies. Lot's of zombies, but only because they were attacking me first. While I was at it, I was also trying to shut down a security camera or three because the government was watching. I was also trying to find … Continue reading Bitter Distraction
Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
With the recent outbreak (get it?) of popular movies like World War Z and television shows like The Walking Dead people are worried about a zombie apocalypse. They should be worried. Though it appears that most of us are just normal, average, everday citizens, the Zombie Apocalypse is actually upon us right now. If you don't … Continue reading Zombie Apocalypse Bitterness
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