It has been my dream to be a guest host on the Jay Leno hosted Tonight Show so that the audience has something to laugh about. Not that I am funny at all, but because Jay Leno is not. If I did just one funny thing, it would be way funnier than Jay Leno has ever … Continue reading Guest Post Bitterness
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Medical Science Bitterness
Not long ago, (last week in fact) I did a post about it being cold out and how when it is cold out, it makes us do crazy things, like sit indoors with other people. For this reason, germs of one person seem to be in the same room as other people and sometimes those … Continue reading Medical Science Bitterness
Bitter thought of the week
You want to know what makes me so bitter? When it is raining down so hard that there are huge puddles on the street next to the sidewalk. I am just about to go medievel on one when I see a person walking on the sidewalk and it makes me hesitate...before I drench them.
Mirror Bitterness
Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the bitterest of them all? This guy! They say that the mirror is the gateway or doorway or window to the soul. And by they, I mean you know that guy or girl that said it once. Actually, maybe it is the eyes that are the window. Close enough. Anyways, … Continue reading Mirror Bitterness
Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
I watch a lot of television because it is a diversion. It distracts me from being productive and efficient and worthwhile. Anything that can distract me from doing something is a good thing. I want to thank Filo T. Farnsworth and others who helped pioneer television and of course all the networks for paying for all … Continue reading Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
The bitter environment
The environment makes me so bitter. I understand this is not going to make me popular because the environment is such vital, protected thing. Everyone loves the environment. It can do no wrong. The trees give us oxygen so we can breathe. The ozone layer protects us from cancer and rabies and flesh eating viruses … Continue reading The bitter environment
Celebrity Rider Bitterness
Celebrities make me so bitter. I get that some of them worked really hard to get to where they were. Some of them anyways. But most of them were entitled brats that think we as the general population should support them forever, because at one time, they did something unique or funny or they were … Continue reading Celebrity Rider Bitterness
Bitter Hair
Hair makes me so bitter. (Everyone has some right?) So here is the deal. Women crave having beautiful, long, flowing shiny hair. Billions of dollars are spent each year(you know because I did some extensive research to figure that number) to produce products to make their hair shinier, thicker, richer, fuller, glitteryer, less split endinger, … Continue reading Bitter Hair
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