Remote Control Bitterness

As a fan of Adam Sandler's bitterly winning performances in such classics as Grown Ups, Gilmore Girls and Billy Madison, I'm clearly a fan of quality comedy.  However a film he did several years ago, Click, was one that I had a hard time with. At first glance, it appeared like Click was right on formula with … Continue reading Remote Control Bitterness

Father’s Day Bitterness…for me

I'm sure there are multiple thousands of people blogging about how great their fathers are today.  There may even be non bloggers that are doing tributes today. Not sure why, but around this time of the year when people graduate they start thinking of their dads.  Maybe because their dads paid for their high school … Continue reading Father’s Day Bitterness…for me

Super Bitterness for real

I am so bitter that my Android phone posted that Super Bitterness before I was ready to post.  Arrrghhh!  Now I am Super Bitter at my phone and WordPress for allowing my phone to post something before it was ready.  So without further ado, here is the first paragraph that you have already read, with … Continue reading Super Bitterness for real

Talking Bitterness

I had my typically bitter Tuesday yesterday.  Even though I am on "vacation", I had to attend two graduations.  And I'm not talking about college or high school.  I'm not even talking B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness(you degraduate with dishonors there.)  We are talking a graduation from Pre-school and a graduation from a fictional pioneer school … Continue reading Talking Bitterness

Post Office Bitterness

I am off this week from work and school and I have no extravagant plans.  I'm not going to Bitterland, I don't have any B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness classes or even a trip to Hawaii.  I'm not even on what the idiots call the Staycation, where you wander around your own town in search of … Continue reading Post Office Bitterness

School carnival bitterness

As you have may have read in the past, I am a Demusement park owner.  Disneyland was a place modeled after my park Bitterland.  The difference is that at Bitterland, I deliberately have disdain for my customers and I am honest about it, while Disney tries to hide the fact that it only loves your … Continue reading School carnival bitterness

Bitter Picture Bonanza of the week

I used to think that turtles didn't have much use because they were slow. It wasn't until I got older that I realized that I wanted to be just like them.  They said we couldn't learn anything from turtles, and by "they" I mean "them".  You know, the guys that say things and girls that say stuff.   Turtles never … Continue reading Bitter Picture Bonanza of the week