Every afternoon, I leave my crazy job for a little bit and go to the break room. I grab my smart phone and turn on the big screen TV and I watch that game show called Let’s Make a Deal. You know, the one where people dress up like deranged lunatics on Halloween so they get a minor chance to get a minor prize. Winning a prize like a car is about the same chance as winning the lottery, but with the additional burden of having to pay tax on the car. Obviously, I prefer when people get Zonks, the life equivalent of getting to stay in a nice hotel, only to be kicked out in the middle of the night. Somehow, despite the fact that I enjoy seeing people get too greedy and then lose it all on a Zonk, there is constant screaming on this show. Any time somebody mentions money, or car or who’s my next contestant, the crowd goes into a frenzy like they inherited Bill Gates massive fortune and they will be swimming in his money vault right now. I know that in order to make it on the show they are told they have to act that way, but I can’t stand screaming people. And yet, here I am, everyday watching this crap. I must be a glutton for punishment. Today, I think we should view some other bitter people like me that are gluttons for punishment. (By the way, this post is dedicated to Jamie of FitsofWit. She thinks every week, I put gifs on here that don’t show the conclusion. Here you Jamie. All of them show the disaster happening. And I’m not talking about this blog disaster.)
This guy wanted to video bomb so bad…
…that he hit the wall.
According to the Chinese Lunar Calendar this is the year of the sheep…
…not the Ram.
This guy is starting his Mardi Gras off in style…
…and on fire.
This guy needs to make like a tree…
…and get out of here.
This guy is taking a crash course…
…in Karma.
This guy is just…
…a pain in the glass.
This girl has a…
…pretty explosive fastball.
This is what happens when you…
…party like a Hulk star.
Guess after this stunt…
…he got fired.
This is why…
…I don’t exercise.
This one is a…
…catastrophe.
This is why…
…I have avoidance issues.
Speaking of being a glutton for punishment, a fellow blogger of ours, Samantha over at Flowers and Wanderlust wanted to interview me for some reason, and did. If you want to support her in her glutton for punishmentness, you can go over to her blog and check it out, and if you are a glutton for punishment and want to read about what I am like in real life, check out her interview with me. I apologize for this in advance. Not really. Now get out here and go get gluttonous for punishment this weekend.
ARRRRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Glutton Ben