Considering all the bitterness that happened this week, there are all kinds of reasons you needed to stay home and not be here at work. You know what I'm talking about. You embarrassed the boss by doing that thing, you did that report on Word instead of Excel, and you spilled water all over your … Continue reading Hiding Friday Giftures
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I’m here to ruin your day
You know how optimists (or optometrists I can never tell the difference) always try to find the one little positive thing in even the darkest moments of your life? Well, I'm here to flip the script on that, and find the bitterest things in even your shiniest moments. I'm here to put some gloom … Continue reading I’m here to ruin your day
A Bitter Conversation with my Stomach
Just the other day I was taking the morning off from cramming stuff into my piehole, when I heard my stomach rumble. It was quiet at first, but then it started getting louder. I ignored it. Five minutes later, it was scaring the neighbors, but I didn't care. I was ignoring it like I was … Continue reading A Bitter Conversation with my Stomach
Throwing Bitterness to the Wind Friday Giftures
This week when we went on a walk around the neighborhood and it was a typical Seattle day. 50 degrees. cloudy and raining lightly. I'm not a fan of weather watching...at all. If Global Warming were the Super Bowl and the most watched event ever, I would be like, I'm over here watching the reruns … Continue reading Throwing Bitterness to the Wind Friday Giftures
Let Us(By Us I mean You) Get Some Exercise this Weekend Bitterness Giftures
I've been told by television that if you exercise and eat right for like a year, you will lose half your body weight. Your life will "be transformed", everyone will "fake" like you, and you will "find the person of your dreams" and you will get the "promotion you've been striving for", you will get … Continue reading Let Us(By Us I mean You) Get Some Exercise this Weekend Bitterness Giftures
Bitter Pizza Me
If you know me in real life (which you really don't want to), you know that not a Friday may pass without pizza being in my life (and by in my life, I mean in my stomach). It is one of the least complicated and best traditions I've ever had. It ensures that … Continue reading Bitter Pizza Me
How to Bitterly Disappoint Someone or yourself
This last Friday, I was celebrating yet another terrible week of work, (156 weeks and counting) by ordering a Pizza Hut Pizza(156 weeks and counting). This is always a way for me to not only mark the last day of the week before I don't have to do it anymore(for two days), but it is … Continue reading How to Bitterly Disappoint Someone or yourself
Bitter Loyalty
For most of my life until recently(yesterday) I have been a loyal guy (some people call my one sided loyalty stalking, but when has "some people" ever been right?). I have decided that I am not going to loyal anymore. I thought for a long time if you are loyal with someone, something or somewhere … Continue reading Bitter Loyalty
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