Hey there, I'm Bitter Ben's Brain. I snuck on the blog here because well, I get bored a lot. As you might know, Bitter Ben doesn't use me a whole lot, and I realized that he hasn't done any year end posts. I know he never will, so I took it upon myself to do it for him … Continue reading The Bitter End…of the Year
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Bitter Picture Bonanza of the week
I used to think that turtles didn't have much use because they were slow. It wasn't until I got older that I realized that I wanted to be just like them. They said we couldn't learn anything from turtles, and by "they" I mean "them". You know, the guys that say things and girls that say stuff. Turtles never … Continue reading Bitter Picture Bonanza of the week
Bitter News with Pictures
Sarcasm is my second language. The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue. I hope to someday learn English fluently. When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm. Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures
Bitter Contest Loser
Remember when I decided to do a Bitter contest where you could win something? Last week or the week before or something? Well I rang up the results of those who actually entered and I did some math and found through my amazing..ly horrible math skills that we are all losers of the contest. Mostly … Continue reading Bitter Contest Loser
Riot Bitterness
Yesterday was supposed to be a riot. But not the kind that actually happened. After working for 12 hours on Tuesday to close out the month of April, I was looking forward to being lazy yesterday. At work, I was able to succeed at that, and it was also a day to celebrate my son's 5 … Continue reading Riot Bitterness
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