Jet Plane Bitter Friday Giftures

I know it seems like everything is risky out there these days, but I’m doing something really crazy. I’m going on a vacation. Which means I’m going to get on a Jet Plane. But don’t tell anyone, because then they might go visit my house in um…Las Vegas or something. And they might try to rob me, but don’t worry, my robot attack dogs are guarding the place, as well as something even more dangerous. Our Karen neighbor that reports everything that is going on at all times.

I would have purchased a security system, but the Karen and the robot dogs are way too effective and also, they would both criticize me for the system. Anyways, tootaloo, to all of you. Next Friday, I will probably be too busy getting arrested for having having a little too much fun in public or accidentally standing closer that six feet from somebody, so I might not post anything next week. So this will just have to do.

So enjoy these Bitter Giftures twice as much.

A live look at the Karen in my neighborhood…

Awkward Season 4 GIF by The Office
surveilling me.

Whatever you do…

Falling Down Comedy GIF
…don’t mess with my robot dogs.

Cause they can…

robot motorcycle GIF by AXL Movie
…fly.

Speaking of flying…

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…I’m going to be doing a lot of flapping.

But before I do that…

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…I have to do something after work.

Then I need to grab…

hungry scooby doo GIF by Boomerang Official
…some last minute snacks.

Get comfortable for the plane…

look plane GIF
…so I can ignore the flight attendants.

Also, I need to make sure everyone…

pillow wants GIF
…on the flight enjoys it as much as I do.

Make sure we don’t have any…

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…big gatherings.

Make sure everyone is paying attention…

Magic The Gathering Reaction GIF by Hyper RPG
…to everything you say.

Make sure we all get…

Space GIF
…a lot of space.

And avoid…

Anders Holm Discovery GIF by Shark Week
…all the sharks.

And that…is all I have to say about that. So enjoy your vacation from me for a few weeks.

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Bitter On a Jet Plane Ben

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