Mosquitos Bitter Friday Giftures

 

Here at Bitter Headquarters, we’ve always prided ourselves on being bitter about things that most people aren’t talking about. Of course, lately, our giftures have been about the stupid virus and all its after-effects. Well, it is time to get back to the little things that bug us. Puns absolutely intended. As you saw in the title of this post, mosquitos are one of the little things that make me bitter. If you believe that you are too small to make someone bitter, just look at the humble, annoying mosquito.

We even have ones that don’t bite, but man do they multiple by the minute. If I was in charge of the animal kingdom, I would ban the mosquitos to live in the bottom of the ocean as they serve no purpose but to annoy. Go bug the sharks and piranhas. The only thing more annoying than the multiplying mosquitos on my front porch are possibly the Bitter Friday Giftures. But at least you can ignore them.

The power rangers…

Frustrated Power Rangers GIF

…got mosquitos stuck in their helmets.

Judge Judy annoyed by mosquitos…

judge judy facepalm GIF by Agent M Loves Gifs

…even more than her plaintiff.

Some more bugs…

terrifying GIF

…just moved into the neighborhood.

They get near me…

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…and try to suck my blood.

I’ve said once and I’ll say it again…

get out conan obrien GIF by Team Coco

 

Worse than any gang…

Gang GIF by memecandy

…they fly around terrorizing neighborhoods.

They are unwelcome guests…

 

Season 1 Episode 3 GIF by NBC

…that weren’t invited.

They never pay rent…

the landlord baby GIF

…even though they hang out day and night.

Eating all our food…

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Using up all our electricity…

fast food lol GIF by Justin Gammon

Scaring all our guests…

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And ruining all our…

Hazmat Suit GIF by KING OF THE ROAD

…backyard picnics.

Thanks for doing all those things mosquitos. Just so you know, you aren’t invited to any Memorial Day activities. Though I hear there a killer barbecue going on in the Hawaiian volcanoes.  Should be a pretty hot crowd there.

ARRRGGGHHHHHH

Bitter Mosquitos Die Ben

4 thoughts on “Mosquitos Bitter Friday Giftures

    • Yeah, we finally found something that sends those mosquitoes away…and it isn’t bats. We found this machine called a Dynatrap. We had one last year, and it kind of worked. But this year we got an even bigger one and it is worked like a beast.

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