Here at Bitter Headquarters, we’ve always prided ourselves on being bitter about things that most people aren’t talking about. Of course, lately, our giftures have been about the stupid virus and all its after-effects. Well, it is time to get back to the little things that bug us. Puns absolutely intended. As you saw in the title of this post, mosquitos are one of the little things that make me bitter. If you believe that you are too small to make someone bitter, just look at the humble, annoying mosquito.
We even have ones that don’t bite, but man do they multiple by the minute. If I was in charge of the animal kingdom, I would ban the mosquitos to live in the bottom of the ocean as they serve no purpose but to annoy. Go bug the sharks and piranhas. The only thing more annoying than the multiplying mosquitos on my front porch are possibly the Bitter Friday Giftures. But at least you can ignore them.
The power rangers…
…got mosquitos stuck in their helmets.
Judge Judy annoyed by mosquitos…
…even more than her plaintiff.
Some more bugs…
…just moved into the neighborhood.
They get near me…
…and try to suck my blood.
I’ve said once and I’ll say it again…
Worse than any gang…
…they fly around terrorizing neighborhoods.
They are unwelcome guests…
…that weren’t invited.
They never pay rent…
…even though they hang out day and night.
Eating all our food…
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Using up all our electricity…
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Scaring all our guests…
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And ruining all our…
…backyard picnics.
Thanks for doing all those things mosquitos. Just so you know, you aren’t invited to any Memorial Day activities. Though I hear there a killer barbecue going on in the Hawaiian volcanoes. Should be a pretty hot crowd there.
ARRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Mosquitos Die Ben
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Mosquitoes really suck… They have found their way into my back yard in the desert. Batman is never around when you need him.
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They really are the worst. I would even settle for a Robin, if Batman wasn’t available, because those things are soooo annoying.
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That’s why I like bats. Bats eat mosquitoes. J.
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Yeah, we finally found something that sends those mosquitoes away…and it isn’t bats. We found this machine called a Dynatrap. We had one last year, and it kind of worked. But this year we got an even bigger one and it is worked like a beast.
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