It’s been really fun the last six months sitting around the house, applying for jobs, getting prepared for interviews, getting fun questions from people like, “How’s the job search going?” and “Have you found any leads?” or “Tell me a little about about yourself” and “Why do you think you are the best person for this job?” I’m going to miss the sleepless nights, the hopeless mornings, and the anxiety-ridden thoughts at all times of the day about what is going to happen in my career. I’m going to miss the feelings of inadequacy and the questions about how a young 23-year college graduate somehow has more of a grasp on social media, content creation and Google Analytics than me. Yeah, the days of fancy freeness and doing nothing all day is over. This guy is finally growing up and accepted a job. I guess I will have to start dealing with stability and responsibility and doing things during the day. I’m going to have to start experiencing a steady paycheck and contributing to society. The only thing that is not going to change is a weekly contribution to the internet called Bitter Friday Giftures.
Now that I have a job…
…no more dancing around like an idiot.
Now that I have a job…
…no more playing with things like bubbles.
Now that I have a job…
…there is no more time for chasing my tail around all day.
Now that I have a job…
…there will be no more outside play.
Now that I have a job…
…no more writing weird things on my blog.
Now that I have a job…
…no more barely missing targets.
Now that I have a job…
…there is no more not meeting goals.
Now that I have a job…
…there is no more letting things slide.
Now that I have a job…
…every day will be Monday.
Now that I have a job…
…transportation will be very important.
Now that I have a job…
…overcoming hurdles will be of utmost importance.
Now that I have a job…
…I will have to leap to greater heights.
Now that I have a job…
…playtime is over.
Look forward to only serious posts, nothing fun or interesting and definitely nothing but business, seriousness and grown up posts from now on. Playtime is over.
ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH
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Congratulations and condolences!
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No I at least get paid to go to offices and interact with people. Interviews don’t seem to pay very much.
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Ben!!!!! The horrors!! You have a job!!! No, seriously, my congratulations!!! Still funny with those gifs! How are you?
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I’m alright. Pretty bitter that it took me so long to get a job. I guess people have not realized the value of a bitter person in the office. How are you?
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Hey Ben! I’m hanging in there. I keep meaning to have you add me on my other Twitter account–> GirlWaterfall I’m pretty active there. 🤪
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Maybe I will follow you then.
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Good luck on the new job, but you’ll still need to blow off steam and what better place than here.
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This place is where I place all my bitterness that I suppress each day at work and with my kids.
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Congratulations on the new job. I know you will still find bitter humor to share with your devoted followers. J.
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My life is devoted to bitterness, so yeah, there will be many things.
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Congrats good Sir!! Loads and loads of annoyance coming your way, uh?! 😉
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You got that right. It will be a smorgasborg of new bitterness.
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Ha!
Now that you have a job, I believe you will have more bitter and funny things to say!
JL
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You would think so, but you would probably be right.
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Congratulations on your new job. I’m looking forward to your return to your same old bitterness.
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I now have new material for bitterness. I guess maybe I should shift from no job to job so I always have something new to be bitter about…as if I needed any help.
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