There are signs all over that tell you, “Do not enter”. I see them a lot when I am driving on the wrong ramp on the freeway. I also hear a lot of people honking when I do that too which is weird, because they are the ones driving the wrong way. Not to mention it is really dangerous for all of them to be driving right towards me. One time I ran into one of those signs and knocked it completely over and thought about taking it so I could put it on my door. I need it because kids aren’t very good at reading people’s faces (or reading for that matter) so I thought if I put the sign on my door they might take a hint and go away. Anyways, for your gifturing pleasure are this weeks giftures…
Since this kid couldn’t read…
…so we used a much less subtle way to tell him to go away.
This is also a good way…
…to tell someone to go away.
Sometimes you don’t need much…
…to keep people out.
Sometimes it just takes a little imagination…
…to keep people from following you.
Other times people just need a subtle reminder…
…of a kick to the face to help them know to stay away.
Some people that are so good at stealth…
…you may not see them enter.
Others need to be reminded by laundry methods…
…you know, the clothesline?
Some people just need a little…
…training.
I guess someone…
…thinks I’m joking.
This kid just needs to face it…
…we don’t want him here.
This is the best way…
…to let someone know you are done talking to them.
This is the blueprint for how to make two girls bitter at the same time…
…a dangerous, yet satisfying feeling.
Well, I hope you find these tips to be helpful and that you can use some of them to help in the fight against being around other people. If they don’t work, I have many more tips available for the low, low price of all your money. See you in the comment section!
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Bitter Do Not Benter Ben
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I think you need a Do Not Enter sign…for you blog! !
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That is for sure. I think most people would agree with that.
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All of these were great but I LOVED the clothesline. I actually did that to someone when I was a kid and we were playing Red Rover. It did feel good. The bus was super cool because that guy leapt on that ride like he was James Bond.
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I wish I could be the guy that clothelines someone like that someday. Especially because most people deserve it.
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I dream of doing it. Accidentally, of course. Especially in the supermarket or the line at my coffee shop.
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Or anytime I go outside.
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Me too!
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People are the worst.
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Can’t disagree with that, Ben!
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Nor should you. Always agree with me and you will always go right.
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I have learned this, Ben.
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Well at least one of us learned something today then.
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I always knew a ‘Roo’ was better at boxing than a … whatever that is he’s in the ring with.
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Most of the time, but I did see recently that a dude boxed a kangaroo to save his dog and the kangaroo was so stunned he didn’t fight back.
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Haha, the stealth gif reminds me of a video fragment of a Dutch talkshow: while the hostess is being taught how to dance, a guy in the background steals a tree from the garden very obviously-not obviously.
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I need to have access to the Dutch show. Does it happen to be on Netflix, cause I would totally binge watch that show, even if I didn’t understand a word.
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No, it’s not. And be grateful, it’s just a bunch of people drinking coffee and talking chitchat. I think it even got cancelled. Probably because they missed a tree :’)
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That is too bad. I think a lot of people would really like it here. We love our cancelled shows here on Netflix, until we get to the end and realize it was left on a cliffhanger.
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I think you need a Do Not Enter sign…for you blog!! Ha, ha! Ha, ha! Ha, ha! (what, not funny?)
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Totally funny, and true. If I had an in house graphic designer, I would totally be hiring them to make a do not enter sign.
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All you need is marker and cardboard!
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Ah, but you are wrong. I can’t draw that onto my computer. It would just mess it up. Okay, fine, I already tried that and now my computer is messed up. Now tell me how I’m supposed to fix it.
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You can fix it by going to the following link and voting for The CheeseBergens:
http://metaldevastationradio.com/battle
No, I’m serious, it will work! Even if you vote from your iPhone!
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Oh wow, you are putting this responsibility in my hands? You are brave soul, let me tell you that. Will you will a battle of the bands or something?
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Looks like you are aiming to achieve my favorite place. Second!
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Yes, and still going strong!
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I think you are going to need a few more votes to get yourself just close enough to second place to be bitter. Good luck with that.
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Well Ben, you will be pleased to know that we were going to give this extra push to make us win which would have involved something awful like sending out a mass message on Facebook or tagging all our friends in a social media post but we refrained. Our second place slot was well deserved.
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I did my best to only vote for you once and the winning team twice in order to get you the second place win.
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😀
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That smiley face though.
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