Sledding Uphill Both Way Bitter Friday Giftures

 

There has been a lot of sledding going on around here, what with there being snow on all surfaces lately. I’ve heard that some people actually get to sled downhill, which sounds super easy and fun. I wish I knew how that worked, because everywhere I’ve ever sledded has been an uphill both ways kind of thing. I don’t know if that is perspective or just that I keep picking bad sledding areas to accidentally stand on sleds and fall up on. Anyways, it would be nice to break my leg going downhill for once, but that doesn’t really happen to a bitter person.  Presenting this weeks uphill giftures:

Here we go…

…on a really bad cycle…

This kid may have been falling…

...but at least he got to fall going downhill.

…but at least he got to fall going downhill.

This guy may have hurt himself…

 

...

…but at least he had the ocean to cushion his fall. 

This guy may have hurt himself…

...but at least he had the grass to cushion his fall.

…but at least he had the grass to cushion his fall.

This guy may have hurt himself…

...but at least he had concrete stairs to cushion his fall.

…but at least he had concrete stairs to cushion his fall.

This guy may have lost his windshield…

...but at least he had his windshield to cushion his fall.

…but at least he had his camera to get famous on Giftures. 

This bird may have fallen…

...but at least he had the window to cushion his fall.

…but at least he had the window to cushion his fall.

That one time…

...

…when Batman beat Spiderman, but Santa beat Batman. 

This guy and girl may have fallen…

...but at least he had the flood to cushion his fall.

…but at least he had the flood to cushion his fall.

This girl may have fallen…

...but at least she had the fence to cushion her fall.

…but at least she had the fence to cushion her fall.

This guy may have fallen…

...but at least he had super cold water to cushion his fall.

…but at least he had super cold water to cushion his fall.

This pup may have fallen…

...but at least he had the carpet to cushion his fall.

…but at least he had the carpet to cushion his fall.

And I may have failed this post, but at least I…never mind, I didn’t have anything cushion my fall. So hopefully you have a bitter weekend and either fail or have and have something to cushion your fall…or fail.

ARRRRGGHHHHH

Bitter Uphill Both Ways Ben

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30 thoughts on “Sledding Uphill Both Way Bitter Friday Giftures

  1. That kid with the sled. He wasn’t wearing proper footwear. The surface is super slippery and he is sporting Converses. Two thumbs up there. He is really using his brain power. The guy falling down the stairs was pretty awesome. He just got up and continued like nothing happened. I would have had to call an ambulance or something. Another favorite was parkour guy and the yachts. Yep. I bet that ocean cushioned his two broken ankles. Another collection of gems, Ben!

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