I know you guys have been dreading this day all week. Friday’s are the worst I know. You had your stressed out Monday where you forgot to do your assignment, then Tuesday when you had to wait in line all day, then Wednesday where you had to figure out how to make Miley leave the country like she promised and Thursday to process how in the heaven you are going to be able to make it on only $40,000 a month. All these days are super bitter and ones that you can revel in. Then Friday comes along and all you have to stress about is how to get your pizza at lunch and then duck out early. I know how terrible Friday’s are for a bitter person like you, but we will somehow get through it somehow. Well, you thought that, until you realized that you have this stupid post every Friday that you have to read because of your moral obligation or something. So let’s get this over with. I will post it and you will read/gif it, but we don’t have to like it. So begrudgingly, this week gifs.
Okay fine…
…we’ll just go through the motions like we always do.
We’ll go through this bitter week…
…only to get wood blocked right at the end.
Thank goodness we have these disasters…
…to remind us that we can have bitterness on even the happiest of occasions.
And we have these babies…
…to remind us even the most basic of us humans can be bitter.
And even the stupidest of things…
…can be stupider with a little ingenuity.
And this kid teaches us…
…that it’s never to early to learn how to fail hardcore.
And this guy reminds us that…
…no creature is too small to annoy.
And this girl reminds us…
…that it’s never too late to become unbalanced.
And this guy reminds to us…
…that sometimes we need to be a little more careless so next time we land a little more comedically.
And this guy reminds us that…
…even the Flash runs a little late sometimes.
This guy reminds us that our birthdays…
…should be our worst day, not our best day.
And finally this girl…
…reminds us that even swimming can suck in the right circumstances.
So while it seems that Friday can be a huge disappointment for those of us true bitterites, if we make a concerted effort, or no effort at all, we can make our Fridays a lot more like our Mondays and Tuesdays. We just have to disbelieve enough and if we do, we can make anything seem impossible.
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Did you have me laughing – esp. by the time I got to the swimmer –
Berry funny bitter one….
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I just hope I don’t have you lapping around a pool of snow. Cause that would be really cold, which that lady sure was.
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ha
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That would be a little crazy.
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Hahaha, those babies :’) Evil little things, they are! :3
As for the majority of these gifs… Did you search for the dumbest people out there? Why on Earth would anyone dive into a huge heap of snow? Or play pingpong on a balancing rope? Beats me. But, entertaining as ever.
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I must have searched that. Either that or I just found random things that worked well to represent the dumbness of people well.
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Some how the week ahead seems a little brighter now….
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I was hoping it would be a whole lot more bitter. I’ll try to do better next time.
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Very nice. I’m still trying to wrap my head around how long it takes you to find all these gifs. Great stuff, even though I read this early Saturday, this post EXACTLY summed up my Friday.
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It takes like 15 hours or something like that. Or maybe an hour. Something like that.
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I do love the bride walking on the railing. Why? What kind of outcome was she expecting? I think she is already on the way to being bitterly divorced.
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Yeah, and that guy fell down too. Kind of a bad day for him.
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Really bad day….
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I’m sure he was probably just relieved that he no longer had to deal with her.
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Well, anyone that walks on a railing of their own volition needs to end up exactly the way she did. Is that bitter enough?
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Pretty much. But I think you need to take a step further and say she deserves a horrible life just for thinking of doing something that stupid.
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They probably do have one. At least they have a horribly bitter life together. Ah, love!
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Or even better as next door neighbors where they will really annoy each other because they are divorced right now.
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I don’t have many moral obligations since my moral barometer is so low…and yet I keep reading your blog….
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I appeal to the lowest common denominator. Not sure what that means, but I appeal to it.
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I must be the lowest common denominator then…being that I read your blog and all…
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Yep, no one can get any lower. I’m sorry you are at such a low place to have to resort to this blog.
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Next stop, hell.
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You’re already there. It only gets better for you once you get off this blog.
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Oh, is that a fact? I think that’s how I ended up here in the first place…reading your blog.
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That is super unfortunate. And now you are stuck here and never will be able to get out. Sorry.
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Oh well.
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It’ been a hell of a week.
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It has been. Good thing it is Monday now, so we can get off on the right bitterness foot.
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Thanks for the gift of Friday bitterness, Ben. I was starting to feel a little too upbeat about cutting out early today. I love all the video reminders of people who have even more to be bitter about than me. It teaches me to take my spoonful of bitterness with a shovel full of modesty and humility. I hear the persimmons are really green right now. Think I’ll go chew on one.
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Yeah, I hate when fun things to look forward to come along and make people look forward to Fridays. I’m here to help the bitterness be spread evenly throughout the week.
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This just made my Friday worth waking up for!
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Now you are going to want to go to bed soon because it is Bitter Monday now.
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