Hey everyone, I would not be the world’s leading authority on bitterness if I didn’t post something today. Since I had my head in the sand(by that I mean head leaned over pretending to do paper while actually sleeping) working on a paper about social media, I wasn’t able to watch the news or read anything on social media. But for some reason, I felt a disturbance in the bitterness. Anyone else feel that?
Since I felt the disturbance in the bitterness force (a talent of mine being a Jedi of bitterness) I thought I would offer up my blog for you all to put your bitter comments on here. Don’t worry, this blog and I feed off bitterness, so anything bitter you have to say will just make us stronger.
I’ll start since I know you guys are kind of shy when it comes to sharing your bitterness.
Don’t you hate it when the place you are living in is a tad too warm? I mean for goodness sake, am I supposed to open a window? It’s like 45 outside and it is 85 inside. I don’t know if it was all the vitriol that was being thrown around yesterday (my son had a fight with his friend yesterday about a Wall Ball game) or all the hatred being spewed everywhere (I was burning hot with hatred at Gears of War servers yesterday because it was moving a tad slow). Trust me, I’m going to release all my frustrations on Social Media today because that will help.
You know voicing your opinion on something is going to change stuff. You may want to unfollow me if you don’t want to see all kinds of hatred I have about Gears being a little slow.
Now it is your turn. Let me know if anything is super bothering you today. Just make sure you use the hashtag #ARRRGGGHHH or something like that will help. Just know that any bitterness you spew will be absorbed by me, and I’m going to keep it. You can’t have it back.
Bitter Bitterness Guy Ben