This week we made the transition from summer to fall. On the calendar maybe. In my mind summer was over looong ago. For some reason the sun and the moon seem to think they are in charge of the changing of the seasons, but they have been overtaken. You know who makes the decisions on when the seasons change? People. Perception.
And you know how different every single person thinks. Some say the moment school starts, others say the first moment they see package of candy that has Halloween on it, others might say its when they have to first wear long sleeves. Other measure it by when football starts. This is why the seasons have such a hard time making transitions. Speaking of bad transitions, here are the bitterest gifs of the week.
Whoops..
…got a little too excited and punched myself in the eye.
So this weekend we need to get our chores done…
…so just make sure you drone on about it.
And when people ask you to do something…
…try to be a little flexible about it.
Maybe try something new…
…like pizza…
Speaking of pizza…
…maybe try a Little Siezure’s Pizza.
Maybe after that we can have some cake…
…with a nice cold glass of this girl is crazy.
Then we can go to a football game…
…for another glass of this girl grew up and is still crazy.
Before we go out though…
…we need to baby powder our faces….
We need to get our…
…walking shoes on.
Slide into something..
…more comfortable…
Then we need to hop in…
…the time machine…
So we can finally go out…
…and grab something to eat.
So as we poorly transition to fall, and see the light quickly fade to the dark, let’s get bitter that we are just one more day closer to winter, where we will experience the same old dark, non ending snow stories, the depression of January’s resolutions and February’s Valentines nightmares.
ARRRRRGGGHHHH
Bitter Ben better transitions than in a Junior High