When I was only 6 or 7 years old, I remember watching a horrible TV movie about a spider invasion. A little girl was on a swing and horde of Tarantula's were crawling just underneath her swing. Clearly, it had a impact on me enough to remember it, but surprisingly, it didn't scar me for … Continue reading The Invasion of the Midges BFG’s
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The Great American Indoors
Raise your hand if you've been seeing the previews for the upcoming comedy disaster movie staring the Rock and some other people, and based on Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas? OH, you means its already out? Well, little known fact. I grew up in California, in Pasadena, not far from the Rose Parade and was … Continue reading The Great American Indoors
Bitter thought of the week
You want to know what makes me so bitter? When it is raining down so hard that there are huge puddles on the street next to the sidewalk. I am just about to go medievel on one when I see a person walking on the sidewalk and it makes me hesitate...before I drench them.
The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
I am okay with paying money for things that are such a great experience that I couldn't recreate them in my backyard or somewhere near home or do for free somewhere. For instance, I'm pretty sure I couldn't build a rollercoaster in my backyard, or visit one for free somewhere. So, I will pay for tickets to go to an … Continue reading The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
The Dark Cloud of Doom or as we call it in Seattle not August, starts for most people around October and could last until late March/early April (except for the aforementioned Seattleites). This Doom Cloud is made worse as the days creep closer to December 21st or so, which is the beginning of winter/winter equinox which … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
Mirror Bitterness
Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the bitterest of them all? This guy! They say that the mirror is the gateway or doorway or window to the soul. And by they, I mean you know that guy or girl that said it once. Actually, maybe it is the eyes that are the window. Close enough. Anyways, … Continue reading Mirror Bitterness
Stair bitterness
When I was a child, at some point, I learned how to walk. I don't remember when I first did because I was like a little to young. I should have though, because I normally remembered the momentous occasions in my life. Like graduating from 3rd grade or getting stood up on my first date, or falling on my face in … Continue reading Stair bitterness
Bitter fish of the week
My son and daughter were playing Animal Crossing this week and were doing a little fishing when they caught this fish. It's called a bitterling and I know why. It is bitter and small and no one ever pays attention to it. In fact, I bet you didn't even know that there was a fish … Continue reading Bitter fish of the week
The few degrees of temperature between hot and cold bitterness
The temperature makes me so bitter. You want to know why some people are so fascinated by the weather? Yeah I would like to know too. I am not a fan of small talk. So how is the weather out there in Seattle? I don't know look at weather.com! Or read about it in your newspaper's extended … Continue reading The few degrees of temperature between hot and cold bitterness
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