Fourteen years. That’s how long I’ve been doing this — showing up (almost) every week
to complain about something on the internet, and somehow you guys keep reading it.

I’m finally going to do something with all of it. I dug through the archive, picked the 14 posts
that best represent what this blog is all about, and put them in a free e-book I’m calling
Best of Bitter: Rants, Lectures and Accidental Wisdom.

Here’s what’s inside:

Category #1 – Rants with Giftures. The signature BFGs(Bitter Friday Giftures) — a rant plus 12 Giftures
retelling it visually. Weddings, college, cars, awards shows, and decision paralysis.

Category #2 – Bitter Education. Three lectures from the B.I.T.T.E.R. School of
Bitterness, where I, Professor Bitter Ben teaches you how to be mediocre, how to get a job
(as a corporate ninja), and the science of Hyperbiology.

Category #3 – The Holy Trinity. The three things that explain me to my core: the Transformers,
the San Antonio Spurs, and video games. (The Office gets its own book later.)

Category #4 – Gen X Nostalgia. Childhood survival stories, including the time I
invented rage-baiting in the ’80s and my plan to survive the robot revolution by
being nice to them.

Category #5 – The Lists. One thing I’m bitter about for every year I’ve been alive.
The 41 Things list won a Freshly Pressed award, so it’s basically literature.

It’s free. No strings, no upsell, no “but wait, there’s more” — although there is
more, it’s just also free. If you’re already subscribed, consider it my thank-you
for 14 years of reading my complaints. If someone sent you here, welcome — subscribe
on the same page and you’ll get a new complaint every Friday.

Grab it here: https://bensbitterblog.com/best-of-bitter/

ARRRRGGGHHHHHH

Bitter “Best of” Ben