I’ve never done skydiving or had wings. I’m not a bird or a pterodactyl. I’m not a jet pilot and I don’t have a pilot’s license. In other words, I don’t know how to fly. I have taken some airline flights before, but I’ve never been to space.
I do however, fly under radars. I am a skilled blender, a shadow in a crowd. If it is the night, I wear dark colors. If I am the Dark Knight, I take out criminals without them seeing, if I was a jet, I would be the Stealth Bomber, and if I am at work, I find a way to get out of assignments. I am basically the Anti-Kardashian, because the spotlight is way to bright, and I have no intention of seeking it. Lights are too bright.
So let’s just fly under the radar with some Bitter Friday Giftures…
Don’t you think…
…flight has done to the dogs?
Do you think…
…helicopters were invented to crash?
Why don’t flights…
…feel like this?
Ready to…
…take off?
This guy…
…isn’t very good at flying under the radar.
How far off…
…does this seem?
Some NBA guys…
…don’t seem to like to fly under the radar.
Speaking of which…
…this guy would have done really well in the dunk contest.
This cat can fly…
…but only on burritos.
This guy is a little bit…
…of a planet hopper.
Look at this guy…
…defying all gravity.
I don’t know, it…
…seems a little unicorny.
Well, if you are anything like me, just do your best to keep it under the radar. Because no one needs to be sticking out like a nail, so you can get hammered, amiright?
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH
Bitter Flying under the Radar Ben