You know those days when you wake up and you instantly regret waking up? I’m sure I have a lot of dreams that I just don’t remember, but I’m almost always sure that the dream is better than the reality. So I wake up, tired, sore, groggy and needing more rest and I instantly regret it. I’m sure there are some ultra positive people out there (none that read this blog I’m sure) that wake up, soothed, refreshed, smiling and happy. Oh wait, nope those are movie characters that somehow wake up without an alarm clock at 9 am with the sun and somehow are excited to go to work. Yes, those are made up people. You know what else is made up? These bitter Friday Giftures which will tell how much better it is to be sleeping than awake.
See…
…even hyper people like dragonflies struggle to get out of bed.
Movie character…
getting out of bed.
Just another reason…
…why you should never wake up.
When you wake up…
…the world just seems to be against you.
You seem to…
…lose your balance.
Everything just seems…
…backward.
Nothing seems…
…to fall in place.
All you see…
…is just a bunch of barriers.
You just can’t…
…get into the swing of things.
You just can’t…
…sink your teeth into anything.
There is just…
…no balance in life.
Most all…
…you just daydream about sleeping anyways.
Now, don’t you just instantly regret waking up today? Aren’t you thinking how it would be way better to go back to bed? It’s Friday. There is no reason to go to work except bide your time eating pizza and waiting for that clock to hit 3:30 pm or 5:00 pm or whenever you are finally excused to go home to that bitter bed or couches to get some zzzzz’s.
What is your favorite place to ignore others? Is it under the desk at work? Is it in your car? Do you like sleeping in the library? Or are you more of a traditionalist like me who just sleeps on his couch?
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
Bitter Sleep Deprived Ben
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Yeah, I can’t wait to release the video and then see people get mad at me for recording instead of running to his aid.
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HA! 😀 Those kids have video proof to hold over their parent’s heads! “Remember the time Mom pushed me right into a fence!” HA! 😀
HUGS and now it’s Monday! YAY!!! 🙂
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I have video evidence of me recording my son and him falling down on his bike. I at least at the end, yell “Are you okay buddy?”
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Yes, good thing you added that! 😉 😀 It will look good in court or in the counselor’s office! Ha! Just teasin’ you, BB! 🙂
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Yeah, I hope they don’t ever see that in court.
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My favorite place or thing I’ve been doing lately is ignoring my phone. Meh…
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How can you ignore your phone? The only reason I ignore my phone ever is if I get a phone call.
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Exactly. That’s why I ignore my calls! Don’t wanna deal. 😁
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I ignore all messages to my phone because they all seem to want to talk for some reason. I don’t like answering texts or calls, but I will answer a message about my Candy Crush freebee, running out in 20 hours.
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If I were the girl trying to catch some Z’s in that classroom I think I would have sued the guy who gave her the finger. 😀
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Yeah, that is one of the all time favorite gifs, but I can’t imagine that guy not getting sued for all his dollars.
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Had to reset my wake-up-to-dog-barf meter on Friday. A thousand days or more shot! Stepped in it. Cleaned it up. Inspired a post yesterday. This morning no barf. Yaaay! Waking every morning, hours before sunrise , I should get hazard pay.
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Having to take care of other people or dogs barf is pretty much the worst. My wife has such a bad stomach that any time she sees or gets near barf she does it herself. I used to have to clean up all the kids barf, which was super fun.
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My favorite place to ignore others is at the gym. I put my earbuds in (even if I’m not listening to anything) so I can keep on truckin and pay no mind to people trying to get my attention. They come in handy in other locations, too. 🙂
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That’s for sure. I use them at work to ignore people and it works, most of the time.
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Really, so many grey-haired elders on that tilting log and not one of wise enough to know it was a BAD idea. Human dominoes are not a happy game.
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Thank goodness they are a good thing for us to be entertained by and be bitter about.
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I guess I’m half of one of those movie characters. I wake up before the sun, without an alarm clock. But I do wish I could just go back to sleep, and I feel bitter that I can’t.
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I assume that you are not happy about waking up before the sun though. I’m always waking up because I gotta go pee.
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