When it comes to things I like, most of it has to do with electronics. Most things that are electronic are expensive. Therefore, I don’t normally go to a mall like my wife and just buy a few things and marvel at how inexpensive they are. I have to go to places like Best Buy and look at things for many months. Squirrel away a lot of assets. Dream about how life with be better when I get them. Then get them and immediately realize that they are out of date, and dream about getting the next thing. Therefore, I have a graveyard of a thousand different electronics that I toss to the side for the next regularest thing. Kind of like these daily blog posts that I do. I write a thousand that someone will consume and then just toss aside like 1-year-old technology. That being said, enjoy the latest and regularest Bitter Friday Giftures:
Always drive backward…
…because nothing ever goes wrong then.
Birthdays are great…
…because nothing ever goes wrong on them.
The nice thing about Christmas…
…is nothing ever goes wrong during that time period.
The New Year is always the best…
…because you always get the results you want.
Machines are great…
…because they always give you the results you want.
Swings are fun…
…because accidents never happen on them.
Running is great…
…because it always makes you look like a champion.
Microphones are really great for amplifying sound…
…but not very tasty.
Ditches are great for draining things…
…but not so great for falling in.
Ditches are also…
…not great for driving out of.
Some people learn to take selfies…
…the hard way.
There is an easier way…
…to sit in a chair.
And there you have it. Just like all those electronic devices you are always throwing away, you are going to consume this blog of gifs and never revisit them again. Which is fine, because I don’t need to write anything very memorable.
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
Bitter Electronic Graveyard Ben
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I feel so bitter now that I’ve discovered that my blog posts have a very limited shelf life. It seems nothing is built to last (or survive in print) anymore.
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Seriously. You have to fight for anything you did more than a day ago to get any sort of traction. I need a blog tractor.
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😀
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I snorted! 😀 And these make me feel less inept! 😛
The selfie one reminded me of a man I heard about…he thought he was recording two people getting engaged and the whole time he was recording his own face. So, all he got was his reactions to the proposal. It was a hoot! 😀
Keep gifting us with giftures! ‘Tis fun! 🙂
HUGS!!! 🙂
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I bet that guy and the couple that wanted it filmed are pretty bitter that it was just that guy the whole time. Ha ha! Bitter!
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If you wait long enough though – the electronics in your graveyard will become the next best thing. Look at turntables – who knew vinyl records would become a thing again. I am waiting for the 8-track to come back into vogue!! Great GIFs!!!
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You might be right. Though I’m pretty good at waiting because I have kids. And they think everything I do isn’t cool, regardless of how I say it.
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Ahh the trials of being a parent!!
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Yeah, and once you become one it is hard to not be one anymore.
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No sense crying over spilled milk, in fact, keep right on reading and don’t even bother to notice it. I hate it when I get a new phone and the first person I show it to says it’s from like, two generations ago. Amazon’s latest and greatest somehow became a grandma during their two-day shipping period? Blogs are like dust in the wind, posts shouldn’t count as “published” since their shelf life is less than a day. Why do we bother? 🙂
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Seriously, why do we bother? For me, it is just to hear myself complain about things. But if others want to join in, I’m cool with that too.
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Got as far as the “turkey leg microphone” and couldn’t stop laughing.
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You should probably read beyond that because there might be other things to be bitter about beyond that.
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I guess they’re going to have to change the safety sign at that construction site to “0 Days Without An Accident.”
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Also, careful because we accidentally buried some guy below the earth.
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