Jingle Bells to the Wall Friday Giftures

 

I’ve been hearing a lot of bells ringing a lot lately. I don’t know if it’s the ringing in my ears or if it is Grinch stalking us on the roof waiting to steal all my stuff as soon as we leave the house, but it sure is making it hard for me to concentrate on being Scrougey for the Christmas season.

You know what would make me feel bitter about this? How about some Friday Giftures holiday season edition. That would sure put me in a better foul mood.

So here we go:

So…

...

…that’s why he keeps giving me springs and gears for Christmas.

Also why Rudolph seems….

...

…a little less reindeer and lot more reincat.

And Santa has set up some elaborate traps…

...

…to catch kids.

I didn’t know that indoor sledding was a thing…

...

…looks like something I should try…to get hurt.

I guess some people like to flip out…

...

…when Santa doesn’t make it to their house.

Sounds like every…

...

…Christmas party I’ve ever been to.

Nothing beats a good getting woken up…

...

…in the middle of the night by Santa story.

Perhaps Santa can try a new method…

...Let's

…of getting around this year.

Maybe Santa can have a team of…

...

…reindogs that can fly like this.

And isn’t it always great…

...isn;t

…to have drop in visitor at the holidays?

Especially the ones…

...

…that interrupt you when you are talking.

And ones that despite asking nicely…

...

…still insist on breaking your plates.

So there you have it. Hopefully all these things won’t happen to you this holiday season, because if they did you just might be a little bitter.

ARRRGGGHHHH

Bitter Jingle Bells to the Wall Ben

Advertisements

41 thoughts on “Jingle Bells to the Wall Friday Giftures

  1. The Trump one is brilliant! As are the others, but that one in particular. I can only wish my Christmas will be so bitter. But I know my family won’t let me down when it comes to that.

    Like

Your Bitter Comments

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s