Throwing in the Towel Friday Giftures

 

I’ve never been in a fight before, other than that one time in college when I was walking home, minding my own business and three guys attacked me. It’s not important why they attacked (probably because they were a bunch of bullies, or because I egged them on. Again not important which).  Of course, I ninja punched them all to the ground. Either that or they sucker punched me from behind. Anyways, throwing in the towel is a symbol of boxing, which is weird, because I throw in the towel all the time after my shower. And I also quit things a lot. I should have thrown in the towel on this intro a while ago and just put up the gifs, but I tend to use run on sentences. To the gifs!

Babies aren’t very smart…

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…don’t they know that cameras will choke them if they eat them?

And even more grown up babies should know…

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…to be a bit more glassy.

And isn’t it fun…

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…when you diskover things you lost a long time ago?

And what about this yo-yo…

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…he’s kind of glassy too.

And don’t you hate…

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…when things escalate so quickly?

Especially with this…

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…creepy turtle man boy kid whose head is having a hard time moving by itself.

I mean you could cut the tension…

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…with a knife here. Or a water bottle.

Especially on this waterslide…

 

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…we call life .

This kid…

...knows what I'm talking about.

…knows what I’m talking about.

And you can have a Grrrreaaattt…

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…morning breakfast high five from Tony the Tiger.

And this guy teaches us…

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…about how we can fail miserably even after working so hard to succeed.

And this guy shows us how…

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…how we should stop giving a dam, because we still find ourselves just as stuck after a great effort.

And that kid’s is how it always goes. Whether in a fight or in a life, a movie or the Gilmore Girls, it never seems to end the way you want it to. Bitter Friday to you.

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Bitter Fright Club Ben

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38 thoughts on “Throwing in the Towel Friday Giftures

  1. My favorite is the girl who is trying to pose sexy on a glass coffee table. Nice. This is what coffee tables are for, at least in the Kardashian household. Her fate was justified. Too bad she couldn’t have done a high five with Tony the Tiger without the protection. Happy Bitter Friday. BTW, what is the cover charge for the Bitter Fright Club?

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