Bitter Bending Machines Friday Giftures

 

Vending machines are way of life for many. People are so busy with their stupid jobs or running from work to school to practice to the grocery store to practice to home, that they don’t have time to sit down and eat a meal. Well, it’s like that for all of you, I assume.  I am mostly just laying on the couch waiting for food to be delivered by Pizza Hut. But for the rest of you, vending machines are a good way to fill that bite size craving you have for almost the same amount of the life size thing you wanted.

And on the other side of the coin (get it? coin…), the vendor has to constantly fill your empty stomach and machine over and over for a tiny little profit. It makes for a lose/lose situation and that is what life is all about right? Making sure that problems are only partially solved is the ultimate path to bitterness. I mean who ever felt good about completely solving a problem or getting a partial amount of points on your grades, or getting part way to your destination. There is no joy in the journey. It’s about finishing it.

So with further ado, I present the Bitter Giftures of the Week…

Let’s get this party started…

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…after we get so rudely interrupted.

Alright…

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…let’s pounce on this before it gets too late.

Because if we do…

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…it’ll be a huge hit.

Although we should probably…

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…get headed back.

We better start getting better…

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…or soon we will jump the shark…or river.

Come on you guys…

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…you need to have a little more drive.

And a little less…

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…drive away.

Maybe start to get a…

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…jump on things.

And if you could…

sdfd

…kick in some money, that would help head things off.

Just make sure you get things…

d

…headed in the right direction.

And make sure you have some more…

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…concrete ideas.

What do you think about that…

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…Hermione?

On that note, I’m going to finish, because I have all kinds of unfinished problems.  Just like you have with this pos

ARRRRGGGHHHH

Bitter Unresolved Issue Ben

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21 thoughts on “Bitter Bending Machines Friday Giftures

  1. Man….first…that bitter lady in the first gif might be me when I’m older. Second, the woman going the wrong way on the walkway. Wow, just wow. That made me laugh a little too much.

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  3. I think we could solve a lot society’s problems through dogs driving little kiddie cars. In fact, I think it just may be the perfect way to promote world peace.

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  4. Ben- solving problems is truly overrated. I prefer leaving everything in a state of half-assed array. It keeps people guessing. They can never tell what you have been up to or what direction you are going in. BTW, who has a dance recital in the middle of a mall anyway? Just plow thru & keep it movin’! Have a very bitter weekend.

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