Choose something for goodness sake! Chicken or fish! I don’t know…fish is so terrible and chicken is really good, perhaps I’ll go with…I just don’t know! Do you wanna watch a comedy or drama? Let me see, should we laugh really hard for an hour and half or sit around bored trying to decide why everyone is so sad? Where do you want to go for vacation? South Dakota or Hawaii? Hmmm…warm weather, sandy beaches, pineapple tours to be bored at…in warm weather. But South Dakota has the fresh smell of cow dung. Dirty snow, black ice and miles and miles of flat grey fields. Whatever should I do? Who knows? Decisions are so hard. And thinking is even harder. Can we just do something else right now? Like staring off into space until the day is over? Thanks, or whatever.
Rangers, how do we decide who gets to fight the evil Pig Monster?
How about we flip for it?
How do we decide who’s driving to the beach?
How about we flip for it?
Let me see…
Cold or warm?
What should we have for dinner? Hamburgers…
…or Hot Dogs?
Burn rubber…
…or Ride or Die?
Rock, paper, scissor…
…or thumb war.
Stand here and look like an idiot…
…or jump.
Who wants to take these guys…
…Supes or Green Lantern?
Stay in tonight….
…or go out.
Sunny day…
or Dark Knight?
Pull up for a jumper…
…or do a spin move?
Be happy for other people’s accomplishments…
…or bitter because they won.
Go on and on forever? Or just put this post out of its misery. I just don’t know what to do. Either way, in the end, we both lose.
ARRRRGGHHHH
Bitter Indecisive, hmm what nickname should I use, I just don’t know Ben