In Case you Missed It…Because you were trying to find something Super to watch this week

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Clearly there is nothing on TV tonight, especially if you are looking for some Sunday night football related television programming.  I think there is an animal show about some horses and a bird from the sea, and then later there was someone playing from Mars and a red hot chili peppers eating contest somewhere, but other than that, just a firework show. So I thought I would give you something even more boring to do.  Read about what I did last week.

I wrote some stuff.  When you are miserable and you are just too busy to take 20 minutes to chew out your co-workers, your boss, your VP, and your CEO, you need a different way to voice your displeasure.  I gave several ways to do so in The Ubiquitousness of Bitter Sighs.

Notice how she also uses the eye roll at the end.

Notice how she also uses the eye roll at the end.

Then, just when you thought Bread couldn’t be any more ubiquitous in your diet and cause you any more bitterness, I came along and gave you more reasons to be bitter about the wheat enriched slice of butter holding wannabe pop tart in Bread Bitterness.

Duck! They are after your crumbs.

Duck! They are after your crumbs.

Then just because Friday wanted to be the most miserable bitter day to end the awful bitter month of January, I decided to do some Bitter Friday Giftures and Goal Disappointments.

I've got some great goals to achieve this year.

I’ve got some great goals to achieve this year.

Bitterness caused a lack of bitter tweets, but there were a few anyways.

People commented on stuff:

On Ubiquitousness of Sighs:

“Am I destined to be so uncoordinated that I will never be able to implement a single eye roll? If I could get that down, think what that could mean to being a submissive female in a similar relationship like the one portrayed in 50 Shades of Grey!! (Ever count how many times that silly character rolled her eyes at Christian?) But I guess it’s no surprise, my lack of eye-roll talent – – after all, I cannot even raise just one brow….they both go up. And we’re also talking about a woman who cannot do that weird sideways tongue curl thing that everyone else can do. Or even roll her R’s (trilling?) Dammit, now you’ve got me super bitter about not getting the correct facial genes to express my bitterness visually.” Little Miss Menopause

Bread Bitterness:

“That was a “crummy” post. Sorry, I couldn’t resist. Now, Can I offer you some bread pudding?” Inspiretheworld2day

Friday Bitter Giftures and Goal Disappointments:

“My comment won’t post. It’s making me bitter. All I wanted to stay was that Taylor Swift looks like a horse.” LifefullofJules

Then just when you thought it couldn’t get worse (for the Broncos) I’m going kick out of here by doing a few bonus pictures.

This guy found out that he didn't make comments of the week section.

This guy found out that he didn’t make comments of the week section.

She's already flipping

She was lucky she made this or she would been forced to read my blog. There’s a reason why she made it.

Now, try to go find something on TV since it is so hard to find something on a Sunday night on in early February.  Perhaps another animal show like a Groundhogs Day night special? Go Groundhogs!

Arrrgggghhhhh

Bitter Bowling Day Ben

62 thoughts on “In Case you Missed It…Because you were trying to find something Super to watch this week”

  1. Yoooohoooo! It’s your favorite glittery fairy goddess godmother making her appearance on your blog to sprinkle major glitter on your blog!!! *sprinkle, sprinkle* Funny post my bitter, bitter friend! I loved it! 😛

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  7. Yay! I didn’t know there even was such a thing as “Comments of the Week” and now I find myself surprised to find myself mentioned in a funny wrap-up post….uh, I mean Man, I’m really bent out of shape to see my words reflected back at me when I least expect it and without my permission to boot. Yeah, that’s more like it. Uh huh.

    Stephanie
    P.S. Yay! (shhhhh)

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