In case you are like everyone else in universe.
If you weren’t visiting my blog this week, you aren’t alone. About 6,999,999,950 people on the earth didn’t either. Also most people or aliens from every planet, star, and exploding galaxy also didn’t read it, so that is why I’m giving every one you a second chance to be annoyed by these poorly put together words.
I posted stuff:
Bitter Management – I spoke of my wish for a surprise party and how I had to go to Bitter Management to learn all the new possibilities of being bitter.
The Bitter Blog Bandit Struck – Lazy BBI(Bitter Bureau of Instagram) Agent Barry commandeered my blog and used it for his lazy purposes to try to get other people to find the Bitter Blog Bandit. Since both were lazy, not sure if they any of them will ever meet. I’m just bitter they used my blog for their lazy purposes. That’s my job.
Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures– On Friday, I informed everyone that I would be taking a 9 day weekend and gave you an inside look on what a bitter guy does on a vacation (mostly sleep on couch) through pictures.
I was pretty lazy on the twittering, only doing a two parter, so I’m going to have to pull out a few from the past..oh and a surprise one from someone else.
I got some comments:
“Hawaii stinks of heavily perfumed flowers….sure you’re up for such bitterness?” – SJ Powers
“As long as he hasn’t started in on any cheesecake tax, he can remain at large.” – Katie
“But if I turn him in, who will eat all that stuff at the bottom of the Halloween candy bowl that no one else wants?” – Cat9984
“I had a birthday where TWO surprise parties collided, crashed and did lots of awkward things. I stared from a corner and ate cheesecake.” Dark Circles
And some random pictures:
I don’t think they have a chance.
They made a hotel?
Welcome to the Hotel Bitterfornia.
So aliens, humans, animals that can read, here is what you missed if you didn’t read last week. Have a bitter last day of the weekend, (for you). I still have like 8 more days.
Arrrggghhhhh
Bitter Vacationing Ben
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Hotel Bitterfornia. I want to go there on my next nine day weekend.
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Too bad you didn’t have reservations for the Bitterfornia Hotel. It fills up pretty quick. Bitter, Party for 1!
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Congratulations on being freshly pressed! That’s fantastic!
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You know how it is. Hasn’t that happened to you like three or four times?
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I’m bitter about your 9 day weekend…and happy for you, too. In a bitter way.
Also, you were Freshly Pressed!!!! I can’t believe I missed it. Headed to read that post now. Don’t worry, I’ll try not to be too happy for you.
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Mom’s never really get 9 day weekends do they? Maybe when your little girl is 20 you can sneak off for a 9 day.
As far as getting Freshly Pressed, it was quite a shock. Why they chose that one, I’m not sure, but I’ll take it.
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I am bitter that I’m not able to blog as regularly and cleverly as you! And…bitter that I feel bitter about that! HA!
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No need to feel bitter about that. There are so many other things to be bitter about. Have you done anything recently?
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Well…I have started 8 posts since my last, but I don’t know if that counts, does it? I suppose I need to complete one of them!
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I have 83 unfinished posts. Trust me, I have just as much trouble posting stuff as you do. I just waste more of my life thinking and writing posts, while you just move on and do important stuff.
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Congrats on Freshly Pressed!!!!
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I couldn’t believe it either. Why would they ever want to press something so bitter.
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I was required to work over 19 HOURS this week. The days of lying around, enjoying my time off are OVER, man! Over…now I’m sad. Which makes me bitter. I’m going to set aside some time to wish I were in Costa Rica…………………..wow, that was deeply unsatisfying.
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I think you worked more than I slept this week. How can you be expected to work that much?
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good thing at least long john made it to the big time
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I know right? Long John is an all time classic. They must get so tired of being so timeless.
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Woo Hoo, congrats on being Freshly Pressed. Damn you.
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When you get it, you will probably get like 300 likes and 500 comments. You will be so bitter about it.
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Hahaha maaaaybe….
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Just doing a little extrapolating. I’m not so good at math, so maybe it is a thousand?
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So what’s with discover.wordpress.com? If you click on it, it just shows other wordpress blogs. Huh?
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You just have to search closer to the bottom of the page. Don’t worry though you’ve already read the post I’m sure.
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I’m only here to make you less bitter so you can’t bitch about one more person not visiting your blog.
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Which one are you? Are you one of the few earthings that read it or the first alien? Either way, bitter day to you.
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I only have a day and a half left of vacationing to last me until Thanksgiving week. I’ll be relying on your blog to reflect my bitterness during this difficult time.
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I’m bitter in advance that I have to work the week after and 3 days Thanksgiving Week. I think I will use your blog to show my bitterness too.
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