In case you missed it…You are probably from another galaxy..or earth

In case you missed the Fresh Press.

In case you are like everyone else in universe.

If you weren’t visiting my blog this week, you aren’t alone.  About 6,999,999,950 people on the earth didn’t either.  Also most people or aliens from every planet, star, and exploding galaxy also didn’t read it, so that is why I’m giving every one you a second chance to be annoyed by these poorly put together words.

I posted stuff:

Bitter Management – I spoke of my wish for a surprise party and how I had to go to Bitter Management to learn all the new possibilities of being bitter.

The Bitter Blog Bandit Struck – Lazy BBI(Bitter Bureau of Instagram) Agent Barry commandeered my blog and used it for his lazy purposes to try to get other people to find the Bitter Blog Bandit.  Since both were lazy, not sure if they any of them will ever meet. I’m just bitter they used my blog for their lazy purposes.  That’s my job.

Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures– On Friday, I informed everyone that I would be taking a 9 day weekend and gave you an inside look on what a bitter guy does on a vacation (mostly sleep on couch) through pictures.

I was pretty lazy on the twittering, only doing a two parter, so I’m going to have to pull out a few from the past..oh and a surprise one from someone else.

I got some comments:

“Hawaii stinks of heavily perfumed flowers….sure you’re up for such bitterness?” – SJ Powers

“As long as he hasn’t started in on any cheesecake tax, he can remain at large.” – Katie

“But if I turn him in, who will eat all that stuff at the bottom of the Halloween candy bowl that no one else wants?” – Cat9984

“I had a birthday where TWO surprise parties collided, crashed and did lots of awkward things. I stared from a corner and ate cheesecake.” Dark Circles

And some random pictures:

I don't think they have a chance.

I don’t think they have a chance.

 

They made a hotel?

Welcome to the Hotel Bitterfornia.

So aliens, humans, animals that can read, here is what you missed if you didn’t read last week.  Have a bitter last day of the weekend, (for you).  I still have like 8 more days.

Arrrggghhhhh

Bitter Vacationing Ben

 

 

 

 

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28 thoughts on “In case you missed it…You are probably from another galaxy..or earth

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  3. I’m bitter about your 9 day weekend…and happy for you, too. In a bitter way.

    Also, you were Freshly Pressed!!!! I can’t believe I missed it. Headed to read that post now. Don’t worry, I’ll try not to be too happy for you.

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    • Mom’s never really get 9 day weekends do they? Maybe when your little girl is 20 you can sneak off for a 9 day.

      As far as getting Freshly Pressed, it was quite a shock. Why they chose that one, I’m not sure, but I’ll take it.

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  4. I was required to work over 19 HOURS this week. The days of lying around, enjoying my time off are OVER, man! Over…now I’m sad. Which makes me bitter. I’m going to set aside some time to wish I were in Costa Rica…………………..wow, that was deeply unsatisfying.

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  5. I only have a day and a half left of vacationing to last me until Thanksgiving week. I’ll be relying on your blog to reflect my bitterness during this difficult time.

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