If you weren’t visiting my blog this week, you aren’t alone. About 6,999,999,950 people on the earth didn’t either. Also most people or aliens from every planet, star, and exploding galaxy also didn’t read it, so that is why I’m giving every one you a second chance to be annoyed by these poorly put together words.
I posted stuff:
Bitter Management – I spoke of my wish for a surprise party and how I had to go to Bitter Management to learn all the new possibilities of being bitter.
The Bitter Blog Bandit Struck – Lazy BBI(Bitter Bureau of Instagram) Agent Barry commandeered my blog and used it for his lazy purposes to try to get other people to find the Bitter Blog Bandit. Since both were lazy, not sure if they any of them will ever meet. I’m just bitter they used my blog for their lazy purposes. That’s my job.
Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures– On Friday, I informed everyone that I would be taking a 9 day weekend and gave you an inside look on what a bitter guy does on a vacation (mostly sleep on couch) through pictures.
I was pretty lazy on the twittering, only doing a two parter, so I’m going to have to pull out a few from the past..oh and a surprise one from someone else.
I got some comments:
“Hawaii stinks of heavily perfumed flowers….sure you’re up for such bitterness?” – SJ Powers
“As long as he hasn’t started in on any cheesecake tax, he can remain at large.” – Katie
“But if I turn him in, who will eat all that stuff at the bottom of the Halloween candy bowl that no one else wants?” – Cat9984
“I had a birthday where TWO surprise parties collided, crashed and did lots of awkward things. I stared from a corner and ate cheesecake.” Dark Circles
And some random pictures:
They made a hotel?
So aliens, humans, animals that can read, here is what you missed if you didn’t read last week. Have a bitter last day of the weekend, (for you). I still have like 8 more days.
Bitter Vacationing Ben