It's Valentine's Day here on the BBB. Well, I guess it is also other places too, but I'm not sure. We do a lot of things on Valentine's around here. Like complain about love and hearts, and candy and flowers and we wonder why the heck they don't make a bigger deal about National Pizza … Continue reading Obey My Commands!
Valentine’s Day
The Four Chambers of my Bitter Heart
I'm seeing a lot of hearts around lately. When I was at Target, I saw them on little cards with basketball players, Spongebob and the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. They had really bad pun sayings on them that only I would appreciate. (Even kids groan at these things.) There was also candy and chocolate … Continue reading The Four Chambers of my Bitter Heart
The Bitter Groundhog
Let's face it. The groundhog is famous for only two things. Every February they are known for disappointing millions of people by seeing their shadow or not seeing their shadow(whichever one it is, I don't think anyone knows) and predicting that we have 6 more weeks of winter. Though if you want to be disappointed … Continue reading The Bitter Groundhog
Rage Quitting Friday Giftures
Back in the old days (pre-Benzoic Era 1973) people were polite when they decided that they didn't want to something anymore. People would write a nice note to their boss apologizing that they needed a little time off of work from the mines that they worked 18 hours a day 7 days a week. … Continue reading Rage Quitting Friday Giftures
February – A Bitter Person’s Dream
Some people (ie me) can get bitter about anything. Day or night, cold or hot, east or west, Monday or Friday, April or August. It's a talent for some of us, and something I think a lot of people really envy. I understand your jealousy, but I don't really care. There are times of the … Continue reading February – A Bitter Person’s Dream
Bitter Picture of the Week – Valentine’s Day
I'm usually not a very proactive person. When it comes to doing things, I usually don't. But, since I am passionate about Valentines' Bitterness, I have made an exception for my Bitter Photo of this week. Valentine's Day is coming and there is no bitterer holiday than that. It has to do with thinking about others and … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Valentine’s Day
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