My life gets really hectic sometimes. I have all kinds of people to ignore, situations that take time to avoid, and work that needs to be done that I need to find excuses for not doing. It is a hectic life and one that doesn't allow a lot of time for ambition. It's not easy … Continue reading Bitter Auto Sarcastic Answerer
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Following Trends Friday Giftures
Over the years, my blog has gone through many different changes. Okay, only a few. I've added a new banner a few times. And it seems like I've gone through multiple followers that have faded and had to find new ones. But for the most part, this blog is still about the core value … Continue reading Following Trends Friday Giftures
Prescription Drug Bitterness
I just read the other day that there are only two countries in the world that allow prescription drugs to be advertised on television and one of those is the Good Ole USA. I have to say that I feel bad for the rest of the world because you guys are missing out on something … Continue reading Prescription Drug Bitterness
According to Harvard and Science…The Bitter Intellectual
When I do a post on the Bitter Blog, I never go into it ill prepared. Nothing is thrown together. Every word, every detail, every grammar and made up word is heavily researched by my staff and has three sources to back it up. Otherwise, how could my loyal audience trust that this bitterness is … Continue reading According to Harvard and Science…The Bitter Intellectual
Bitter Rivalry of The Week – Burger King vs. McDonald’s
Yeah, it's Mondayyyyy! My favorite day of the week except every other day except Tuesdayyyy. Moving on from that sarcasm, I was walking to the library the other day(not to read, but because they have free internet there), and a lightbulb hit me over the head. Not an idea, but an actual lightbulb. It kind … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of The Week – Burger King vs. McDonald’s
Bitteruptions
Today is the bitter equivalent of the best day of the year. It is the first Tuesday AFTER the holidays in which everyone (or at least everyone I know) took two or three weeks off of work and are now having to return to the realities of school, work and all kinds of bitter … Continue reading Bitteruptions
Bitter Ben Gardner Newsletter Volume 1
Who here remembers Pinky and the Brain? No need to raise your hands, I can see you in the back. For those of you who were too young and don't, it was a WB cartoon about two lab mice, one named Pinky and one named Brain. One was a complete idiot like me and would make … Continue reading Bitter Ben Gardner Newsletter Volume 1
Bitter Friday Gifture Curse
Hey guys, remember my post yesterday? You know, the one where I was reporting the news about the evil cloud empire and at the end I was being taken away because I was spilling all their guarded secrets? (Did you know when you put data in the cloud they are just stealing all your credit cards and … Continue reading Bitter Friday Gifture Curse
Ninja Bitterness
You know those stupid career assessment tests you take in high school and college that ask moronic questions about your character traits to determine what career best suits your personality? Since I'm not technical, I don't like math, I'm an introvert, I like working with little or no supervision (and by little I mean none), … Continue reading Ninja Bitterness
Bitter Failure Friday Pictures
This week has been nothing but failures all around. For instance, today should be Saturday and I've been having a case of clinomania. I mentioned moving earlier in the week to a new building for work. Everything related to that went as bitterly as possible. It's too hot here, the water isn't hot enough to use in my oatmeal, my back … Continue reading Bitter Failure Friday Pictures
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