Do you know what your eye color is? I certainly don't what MY eye color is. There may not be a description for it, because it isn't green and it isn't brown, but some weird combination of the two. Some people would call it hazel, but I just call it like a puke color. … Continue reading Naptime Bitter Friday Giftures
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We’ve got a Nap for that
You know the old Apple ad slogan, "We've got an app for that?" It's a great one, because people always remember it. And people are always parodying it. Well, guess who is parodying it today? That's right, your not-so-friendly neighborhood Bitterman, me. As a lifelong napper, I know for a fact that there is definitely … Continue reading We’ve got a Nap for that
Bears Beets Bitterstar Galactica
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujg0CnjgE9Q Thanks to the classic Office prank that Jim played on Dwight, we know that the algebraic equation Bears >Bitterstar Galactica is true. Not that I know anything about Batterstar Galactica, or math but I do know that bears rule. You might think that bears are kind of scary, and you might be right, about … Continue reading Bears Beets Bitterstar Galactica
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