Expressions are meant to sound catchy and easy to remember, and as a means for uncreative people to fill up their Instagram feeds. A long time ago, I thought quotes were motivational. This was back when I was a single celled organism, and I had no idea how to be creative. But as soon as … Continue reading Don’t be an Idiom Bitterness
Bitter Fancy Polish
Because lots of humans are visual creatures, it is pretty easy to trick them. For instance, I could wear a recently dry cleaned suit, a freshly ironed white shirt, perfectly creased pants, shiny polished shoes and really nice haircut and most people (IE you) would not be able to tell the difference between me … Continue reading Bitter Fancy Polish
8000 Bitter Followers, A Prize and a Demand of all my Followers
It's been a long time coming, but the 8000th lunatic has finally followed my blog. Congratulations to you, The Secret Shopper blog for becoming the 8000th follower. Because you are the 8000th, you have won a new car. It should be arriving in your parking lot in a few days. The only problem is that … Continue reading 8000 Bitter Followers, A Prize and a Demand of all my Followers
High Percentage Bitter
I'm not exactly what you would call a math savant. In fact, what most people would call me is the low end of the totem barrel. At the beginning of a semester of a math class, my high end goal was C-. You know, just enough to get by, to not get a D or … Continue reading High Percentage Bitter
From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
I have lived in 40 different years, 5 different decades, two different centuries and 2 separate millenniums. Guess what though, who cares? It's not the years of bitter experience that allows me to be the unique voice of bitterness to youth of today, and the "more experienced" generations. I am the bitter bridge that spans the … Continue reading From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
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