When I was a kid, other kids were always asking me to play sports with them. As an early bitterness adopter, I tried my darndest to ignore these little same-aged cretins. But my mother always insisted that I go play with these weirdos, (probably because she wanted me to leave her alone) even though something … Continue reading Witness Protection Bitterness
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Debendable Ben – The Snow MVP
I forged my bitterness in the cold snow and ice of South Dakota. I grew up there, and it wasn't a fun place, especially in the winter. I've mentioned many times on this blog, but not recently, that one time when I was in 3rd grade, it got to -80 F wind chill and they … Continue reading Debendable Ben – The Snow MVP
It is Snow Cold
For those of you who don't know anything about me, I grew up in South Dakota. If you've never heard of it, it is South of North Dakota, which is different than North Carolina. It is located in the middle of the country and has less people in the whole state than most minor cities. … Continue reading It is Snow Cold
The Pressures of Fitting Out
I know you've all been suffering through the really cold cold out there, for which you should be really bitter, but not near as much as me. This guy right here, with the two thumbs pointing up at him, had to go outside yesterday and start my car early. Then I had to use the scraper thing to get a thin … Continue reading The Pressures of Fitting Out
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