Since I’m going to be taking care of very important business this Friday, I’m not going to be available to you for your weekly dose of bitterness. I know you expect high-quality content every single Friday without exception, because you’re greedy and needy. I know you all think I’m a creative genius, and you’re right, but genius takes time. So here I am on a Thursday, trying to get into Friday mode, and I don’t have the time to make this particular post a work of art. So, I’m sorry to tell you, but you don’t get my A+ effort on this one. For the first time ever, I’m not going to give you my full attention, my bitterest content or any effort. I’m going to give you some vanilla ice cream, but you’re not getting any nuts, Hershey’s syrup, or cool whip. This is salad without any dressing. In a 22-episode TV series, this would be episode 6, that one that isn’t a series premiere, a season finale or even an episode set up for the penultimate. It’s going to be just enough content to get you to the Giftures and make you want to tune in next week when the real good stuff finally gets back, (as soon as I get back.)
Just like a filler episode is just to get you to next week, I’m going to fill in a bunch of words in these sentences to add to the word count. I’m going to be like a 7th grade English student whose paper is due tomorrow, and they just need to have 500 in order to get a C. The nice thing is that at least I will give you some generic words that at least sound interesting. Sandwich, mincemeat, follicle, run on sentence, random quote, funny line, ironic twist, hilarious middle words, and bad grammar with spelling. Toaster, unicorn, soliloquy, psychology, Adidas, spewing, bamboozled, architecture, clandestine, kaleidoscope, and luminescence.
Laughter, bad transition to bitter giftures…
Quirky girl…
Mandatory…
Obligatory…
Random…
Funny…
Annoying…
We’ll throw in some…
Can’t do a Friday without…
We’ll throw in an awesome…
A silly…
A kid getting…
And we can’t forget about…
I’m not sorry for only giving my C effort this week, because my overall average is an A+. So you’re just going to have to deal with a filler blog post. If you really wanted to see my best efforts, just check out one of the last, I don’t know…1391 posts I did. Then next time I post you can be back on track.
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How very ho-hum. I’d say C- at best. Next week better be better bitter! 🙁
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I will definitely do more bitter this week, but it will definitely be below average.
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Reblogged this on The Night Driver and commented:
How can you not like this guy?
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Definitely on board with the mandatory pizza, says pizza driver.
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Yes, if you could go ahead and deliver that pizza to me every Friday, and day for that matter, that would be a great service to the world, IE me.
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A C effort? It was better than that. At least a C+. Regardless, Cs get degrees! You graduated magna cum funny once again.
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I was always average in school, so I assume that my life’s work, this blog, is also really average.
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Hardly. I’m a big fan.
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Well you’re an above average fan then.
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