When Dwight Shrute of The Office was at Phyllis’ wedding, he proclaimed, “There’s too many people in this world. We need a new plague.” I always agreed with him, and we finally found it. People are starting to realize that we don’t need to be around each other as much as we thought, and it’s forcing schools, companies, and stores to start cleaning more if they want people to come back.
I’ve seen more jobs created as cleaning people, new, faster ways of disinfecting things and more people are washing hands now than I’ve ever seen. On top of that, traffic has been better, and pollution has come down significantly. The best part of all, is that introverts have risen up in recent months. The toxic humans around us has significantly declined, because we don’t have to deal with big crowds, and if we ask for 6 feet of space around us, people have to comply. We hope for 7 to 10, but it is way more than the 6 inches we were way too uncomfortable with.
I just think more space= more clean. All along the introverts were right. Learn from us.
Now to create even more space between you and I, let’s just get to the Bitter Friday Giftures.
See how much cleaner…
…it is around here?
See what I mean…
…Bernie Sanders agrees with me.
Adam Sandler also agrees…
…and look how clean he is.
And can we finally acknowledge…
…the value of custodians?
These heroes…
…have been keeping stadiums….
Schools…
And workplaces…
…clean for years, without so much as acknowledgement from us.
Not to mention…
…moms…
Or dads…
Or whoever…
…had the burden of cleaning up after your filthy messes.
Maybe it’s time…
…to clean up after yourself for once.
For everyone to just start permanently…
…keeping their distance.
You dig? If you would have all listened to me years ago about keeping away from me and staying home on weekends and watching TV, you would have avoided this whole nasty year. I think it’s time to start listening to our introverts.
ARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH
Bitter The World has never been so clean Ben
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Haha, love these gifs. Even after this virus is over (I hope soon!) I am keeping the social distancing rule. I quite like it, to be honest.
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I honestly think that people need to keep their distance regardless. Like people were spreading the flu and cold by being too close before. The corona finally told us what we needed all along. GIVE US SPACE!
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Pandemic has definitely had silver linings for introverts. My life hasn’t changed much. And it’s easier to justify my hermit lifestyle. 🙂
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Yes, it feels like a breathe of fresh indoor air that all the introverts crave.
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I’m all for distance, space and less traffic. I like staying home. Too bad we needed a pandemic and 200,000 dead to get there…
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