I don’t know about all of you, but February is both way too short and way too long. When watching the news all I keep hearing about is how much snow and bad weather everyone is getting (despite the fact that the Groundhog said winter was over) and terrible news about the government. I think if the government can do a shutdown, so can I. Not this blog of course, but just caring about things in general. So as far as I’m concerned it is March. If it isn’t at least the month of March, at least we can start marching toward it and just ignore the last few days of Feb. That being said, let’s just march toward today’s Bitter Friday Giftures.
Honestly…
…we should just start riding escalators like this.
This is my favorite form of dance…
…the Lazyboda.
I juggle responsibilities…
…like she juggles rings.
Always taking things just a little too far…
…since 1973.
Always making fanfare…
…since last year.
Looking forward to…
…teaching my kids how to drive.
When your wife asks you…
…to do a simple task.
When your wife asks you…
…to paint the house.
The best way…
…to get to your house.
I always run the fastest…
…when getting on the couch.
How hard I work…
…to get on my couch.
Taking out the…
…evil traffic cones.
Well, I guess that is that. Thanks to us skipping the rest of February, we know have the opportunity to miss the Oscars. So sorry about that all you Hollywood actors, directors and cinematographers. I guess you will have to wait til next year to see what happened.
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
Bitter March Ben
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Wives should give husbands a break. All those simple tasks are just too daunting. 😉 😀
The people in these vids remind me of the website Straight Dope’s motto: “Fighting ignorance since 1973. (It’s taking longer than we thought.)” 😛
I taught all of my kids to drive and they are GREAT drivers!
HUGS and Happy Whee-kend!!! 🙂
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I can’t wait to see how mine turn out. My wife basically says I will be doing all the teaching because she can’t handle when other people drive (even me).
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Going to check out the doorbell video thing right now – was one on shark tank a long time ago and my neighbor loves whatever one she has….
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Yeah, I keep thinking that I need to get one too, because I need to see when my kids annoying friends are at the door and I can ignore them.
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Well that was funny – but as you noted in this post – they sure do help with pacakage safety and while they might not be a big deal for all of us (like we don’t get too many) it matters and also – the Little things that deter small time criminals can help
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One of my friends actually got a pumpkin destroyer on Halloween on video and ended up finding out who it was and turned them in.
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Great gifs and the green couch on the bike was funny – and you can – but I am not skipping February – have a few more goals to reach this month and hope I can
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But all bitter people can skip it
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I appreciate it. I’m glad that I can skip it, because it has been pretty awful.
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I’m baffled as to what simple task that guy was supposed to do… but I bet his wife won’t ask him to do it again. In many countries, February is known as “Hungry Month.” Because we’re hungry for March and spring, I guess. 🙂
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I agree. Though it seems like it is Chinese New Year in February right?
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February has felt like it’s been lasting FOREVER!!!! But these gifs have been a bright spot in an otherwise dull and drab February Friday.
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Seriously. And yet, I was just thinking that March is next Friday and somehow, I had no idea. Gifs keep us all going.
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I want a roller coaster like that.
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That is how I want to get from the couch to the fridge.
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