Some people think they have discipline because they can make run 26.something miles and not die. Some people have discipline because they can make it through a whole work week and not complain about it. Others think they have willpower because they can not eat meat, or gluten. I guess I don’t have willpower then.
Oh wait, maybe I do. I have the ability to sit down, watch an episode of a season of a show, and then not do that. I know you all think you are fantastic because you are so good at life, and you probably are, but most of you can’t not binge on Netflix. Okay, so maybe the series I watch on Netflix are terrible and I shouldn’t have even watched the first one. And maybe I have discipline because my kids and wife come along and say I need to be productive and pick something up on the floor, or pick some kid up from basketball practice, or I fell asleep taking one of the four or fives nap I require all the time, but let the record show that I didn’t binge watch any shows I ever started.
Maybe those people that do finish them call themselves completionists, or that can finish a task. Yeah, well, I am a master at not finishing tasks. So take them. Reliable I may not be, but at least I’m not one of those binge watchers like you guys. The only thing I binge on is food, naps, and pizza. I couldn’t watch more than one episode of Stranger Things at a time if you paid me. (Cause I’m pretty sure there is nothing you would pay me for.)
Anyways, so take that and shove it in your VCR. If you still have one. In fact, go out to the thrift store and see if there is one on the back shelf of the electronics and see if there is still one there. Or to your great grandma’s house. I’m sure she still has one that holds up her Blu-ray player, and it probably is still blinking on the 12:00 too. I’ll wait. Anyways, shove your binge watching on that.
ARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHrighty I gotta go
Bitter Bingy Cringy Ben