Of course we lose power in the middle of the summer. We have the worst luck in the world (or at least my own world) when it comes to losing power. We used to lose it all the time in Seattle. Any time a tree swayed or a slight wind picked up, you could count on us losing power. As you saw earlier this week, losing Wi-Fi is pretty much the devil coming up from the bowels of the earth and swallowing us up. We can’t stand losing Wi-Fi. I don’t even know how you lose power in the middle of the summer, but our little block somehow did. Meaning we had to go away, because at least 4GLTE works. And we had a little power left in our phones. Anyways, let’s just power up our Friday Giftures and see how they can make us more bitter.
This guys instagram…
…is blowing up.
Who does this guy think he is…
…the queen of England?
Who does this guy think he is…
…a ping pong champion?
Who does this guy think he is…
…the camel whisperer?
Who does this kid think he is…
…a door gymnast?
Who does this girl think she is…
…an Olympic diving champion?
Who does this dog think he is…
…a master chef?
Who does this guy think he is…
…a wizard? Yeah, he probably is.
Yeah, this kid is too…
…what is with all these soccer wizards?
Who does this guy think he is…
…a Nascar driver?
Who does this guy think he is…
…a victim of Pranked?
Who does this girl think she is…
…a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance? Naah, she’s way better.
Well, that’s about enough of this. I hope because you laughed at me losing my power last night that you also lose your power and you see how things are. And I hope that when you first get your power back that you end up with this blog post right in your face. That will teach you never to laugh at me.
ARRRRGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Power Out Ben
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Bahaha, ping pong woman.
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Yeah, it is pretty funny to laugh at people and their misfortunes, especially those that aren’t very good at sports.
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And it makes us feel better about our own lack of sporting ability!
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I had some good athletic ability back in the day, but was always clumsy. I’m pretty sure if there was a camera always present, I would have rivaled most of these gifs.
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Maybe there was a hidden camera? 😏
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There’s always a hidden camera. When there isn’t one, then I think something is wrong. Though when I was younger and worse at walking there were less of them, because they were so big.
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Hard to hide a barn-sized camera back in the good ol’ days eh?
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Yeah, and also pretty hard to fit those VHS tapes in there.
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Heh, heh … what? Nothing.
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Nope nothing.
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