Because lots of humans are visual creatures, it is pretty easy to trick them. For instance, I could wear a recently dry cleaned suit, a freshly ironed white shirt, perfectly creased pants, shiny polished shoes and really nice haircut and most people (IE you) would not be able to tell the difference between me and a slick high paid New York City lawyer from Suits.
Thanks to our eyes being probably the coolest (and probably the most overrated) feature we have, a lot of us base things on beauty. We love to look at Instagram because it shows us beautiful pictures and and our eyes think that the people that post them have amazing lives. Our brains are smarter than that, but a lot of times our eyes overrule our brains, because our brains are the nerds and our eyes are the popular kids in school that people worship, even though we know they are probably terrible people.
The same thing we do every night.
Thankfully, I am bitter and I love to take advantage of people, much like the Brain of Pinky and the Brain fame. Even though I’m just one human, I have this super ability to be on social media and use it for my bitter ambitions.
Whenever you guys give me the ability to use something to my advantage, I’m going to take it.
So bully your nerdy brain and push it into the locker and let your popular boy or girl eyes look at my beautiful looking infographic that you are going to like, subscribe, comment and share, because it is the GOPro 4K TV of graphics and you don’t care about stupid words. You just care about the graphics.
Just make sure that at the end of reading the pretty infographic that you get hypnotized and do everything it tells you to. Because you are mesmerized by it.
ARRRRGGHHHHH
Bitter Fancy Polish Ben