Mercury must have been covered up by Neptune, and Saturn must have put a ring on Pluto on the day I was doing my school schedule, because somehow I found a way to get a Friday completely free on my class schedule. This opportunity only comes around once in a lifetime, so I have to find a way to totally screw this up right? Like you know, audition for a new soap commercial to show how boring it is, or go to a soccer game to show how boring soccer is. Everyone screws up things up every once in a while, but I do it on a regular basis. You know, like everyday. Let’s take a look at how others share my talent of screwing things up.
Like this guy…
…doesn’t he know he’s supposed to hit things in front of his back?
Or this guy…
…who thinks there is an invisible ball that he’s trying to catch.
And this guy…
…who think’s it’s daytime.
And this car…
…that can’t seem to parallel park.
Actually…
…this guy is right.
And well…
…this guy didn’t really screw up either.
This guy just loves the camera…
…too bad it doesn’t love him back.
And what is wrong with this baby…
…doesn’t he(or she, can’t tell) know how to swallow Cheerios for goodness sakes?
You are so right Pearl…
…I excel at wasting time.
And who hasn’t had the pleasure…
…of thinking someone actually wanted to wave at them?
I guess this girl…
…was just asked about the debate?
And this guy probably needs to learn his lesson…
…to look before he leapt.
And…it looks like I screwed things up yet again. I was supposed to sleep in until noon and get pizza delivered and here I am waking up at the crack of when my kids woke up cause they make a lot of racket. Remember to sleep in your soundproof chamber.
ARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
Bitter Screw Up Ben