Sitting Down on the Friday Giftures

Not all the time, but sometimes when I’m coming up with ideas for the subject of my Friday Giftures, I ask my son to give me a word, any word. He will throw out some obvious ones, like bitter or whatever book he is reading at the time, and I deny him several times until I tell him that it has to be a verb, or action word. So he finally threw out the one I was doing at the time, which was sitting. It’s almost ironic that sitting would be considered a verb, seeing how little action it takes to do.
Sitting is the world’s best nexercise(non exercise). Which is why I do it so much. Not only does it help you develop a bad back, but it helps with lethargy, inactivity, high blood pressure and a number of other things a getting older bitter guy needs. Combine that with pizza and watching TV and you have all the reasons why I’m such a young old guy.

Sit back, relax and enjoy the bitterness…and this weeks sitting Friday Giftures.

Why people would treat a valuable…

...sitting instrument this way is just cruel and unusual.

…sitting instrument this way? It’s just cruel and unusual.

This guy is just doing a service to these younglings…

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…preventing them from standing too long. 

Clearly Bane knows how quickly sitting kills…

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…because he is inviting this fellow to sit.

Clearly this fish was a little tired of hearing this lady rant on…

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…so he told her to take a seat. 

This guy had a chance to take a seat…

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…but he went the active way and got up. Some people just don’t get it.

Some people should just need…

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…a little more help sitting down.

This lady is just trying to help this guy…

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…be less active and bad at his talent.

This car could tell the guy on the sidelines was getting fatigued…

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…so he scared him sitless.

This guy was just helping her sit in the pool…

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…instead of sitting by the pool.

The Force helps people…

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…and pins take a seat.

Who doesn’t love a set of saloon doors..

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…to help children take a seat.

The best part of sitting is you can do it…

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…even when you are exercising.

Let’s face it. Standing, running and walking are pretty much the worst. If there is ever a possible way to avoid it, do it. And when your friends are doing it, you should do your best to help them sit.

Later bitters.

ARRRRGGGGHHHHH

Bitter Sitter Ben

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36 thoughts on “Sitting Down on the Friday Giftures

  1. I exercise by sitting and putting my feet up. If I use a manual footstool, this involves flexing my quadriceps as I lift each heavy foot up to the footstool without the aid of my hands. If instead I use the automatic footstool, I pull on the lever on the side of my La-z-boy. This exercises my bicep. Either way, I’m getting kind of buff with this putting my feet up sort of exercise.

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