Murphy’s law is the only law I follow all the time. For instance, I’m always on time or early to everything, which for the most part is a meaningless skill. But the one time I need to be early, something will always happen to me that causes lateness. A flat tire, run out of gas, shirts on backwards, I forget to shave. Another thing that always happens to me? The weather mostly sucks around here. But whenever I go on vacation somewhere where the weather is always better? The most perfect weather of the year happens here. It’s not longer just coincidence. Bitter weather follows me. When I need to succeed at something finally? I fail hard and fall down on my face. As Smith from the Matrixes always says, “It’s inevitable, Mr. Gardner.” Just like it’s inevitable that you are getting gifs on a Friday.
Some days…
…you just start the day on fire.
But most days…
…not even bacon can get you going.
Then you take your morning energy drink of choice…
…and you think you are going to conquer the world.
So then you go to eat something…
…but you just aren’t hungry.
Then someone asks you to do something...
…that isn’t your job.
And you’re like sure, then they walk away…
…and you’re like no.
You end up having to do it…
…but it is a struggle the whole time.
And the task just seems overwhelming…
…until you finally break through.
But then it’s lunch time…
…and you lose all momentum.
But you manage to push through…
…and claw your way to the end.
Then the person who assigned you the task…
…tells you they actually didn’t need you to do it.
And the next time you see them you’re like…
…no hard feelings.
A bitter weekend to all. May the bitterness always be with you.
ARRRGGGHHH
Bitter Freakin Weekend Ben