March is the worst. You know the drill. There is the weather, that really let’s be honest goes in like a lion and out like a lion. There is your finals that you have to get ready for, unless you are not in school. Or it is your fiscal year end at work and you have to work all kinds of crazy hours(or so I have heard). Or you have to pretend you are Irish one day a year and wear green just so you don’t get harassed at work. Then about halfway through the month, College Basketball has a huge party where 68 people are invited and then in 4 days they send 52 home. Then the next weekend they send 12 more people home. By then the party is so lame that the only 4 people that are left are the boring people that talk about their jobs and cantaloupe. They call it March madness or mayhem, but I call it March Monotony. Same old games, same old weather, same old parties, same crappy work, over and over. That is the thing that makes me mad. Speaking of madness, how about some Friday giftures that will make you even more mad.
I’m so mad…
…she made me leave my couch.
I’m so mad…
…at people for driving so slow in front of me, distracting me.
I’m so mad…
…at how unenthusiastic these people are at beating the crap out of each other.
I’m so mad…
…at how invisible Superman is destroying my tankers.
I’m so mad….
..at those lockers for being there.
I’m so mad….
…that the lifeguard wasn’t on duty.
I’m so mad…
…that I wasn’t drinking a Red Bull at the time.
I’m so mad…
…that this more interesting than every Julia Roberts and Oprah movie combined.
I’m so mad…
…that the roads were so slippery that I got in an accident on the way to work today.
I’m so mad…
…that the goalie wasn’t paying attention.
I’m so mad…
…that I fell and broke my leg.
I’m so mad…
…that I got kicked out of the fight club.
Worst of all, I’m so mad that Two and half Men is still on the air. Really? Just because it gets high ratings you keep a show on the air? Yeah, that makes sense.
Arrrrggghhhh
Bitter March Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I’ve officially entered your Epic fail! lol
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I was hoping that I could find some sort of loophole. Perhaps I meant EXACTLY six months and you didn’t do that. Will that work for disqualifying you?
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No!
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Yes.
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no
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Everyone that uses a Segway should suffer the fate depicted in the GIF above.
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Do they even make them anymore? I think Paul Blart may be the last known user of those things.
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For me it is May. I hate May.
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Must be when finals is. Or when you companies fiscal year end is.
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How bout…I’m so mad that my
%#$😡^*!&😡%! computer is SO slow that I have to do all my internet communication on my cell phone😡
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That sounds pretty bitter. But I think you need to be a little angrier.
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Couldn’t have said it better myself! Keep being mad & bitter – I love it!
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It isn’t really hard to keep mad and bitter. All I have to do is go to work every day.
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cantaloupe is so good for you: it has so many vitamins.
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How do vitamins help again?
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if i ever find out i will tell you.. a is for eyes…d helps you hold a chiropractic adjustment…was hoping c makes you stop vibrating.calcium in celery makes you sleep
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I thought D fought off depression of the rainy sort.
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does it…d is for dental too..strong teeth ees
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I typed my comment and then it suddenly disappeared and now I am bitter! That show jumped the shark many moons ago. These images looked painful. There will be blood. The girl who hit the locker is probably hooked up to tubes right now.
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I erased your comment on purpose, because I knew it would make you bitter. I think I saw her in the hospital the other day.
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You sound mad…wth?
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I’m always either mad, bitter or angry. I thought you knew that?
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Too bitter to recognize a joke I guess
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Jokes? I know no such word. What are these jokes you speak of.
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Augh….nevermind
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Haha! Now who is bitter! (BTW, I did catch the mad comment.) I was just joking with you! April Fools!
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Nice, you’re a bitter pain in my a$$ 😉
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I am thankful that I can be a bitter pain in your butt. Because you need more of that in your life, Ms. Inspirating the World.
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Yes, apparently I do
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I’m just the person to let you know.
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Thank you for being ThAT person
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I’m only there when you don’t need me. Opposite of Nanny McPhee.
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You sound like my husband. Honey is that you?
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Yes it is me. I’m taking over Ben’s Bitter Blog for the day.
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You are cracking me up
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Well, I should crack you up. You married me for a reason.
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Yes, I guess I did
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Two and a Half Men; it’s not funny, it’s moronic. Just goes to show that you can add canned laughter to the crappiest shows on T.V., the audience will laugh automatically and they’ll get ratings.
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It must be a whole bunch of old ladies that were watching NCIS and just forgot how to change the channel. Or who have fallen and couldn’t get up.
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😀
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Freaking old ladies and their keeping CBS alive.
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March is a bipolar kind of girl.
http://www.awordofsubstance.wordpress.com
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It is schizo too.
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Your bitterness knows no bounds. Well done, sir!
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It is boundless. It’s a lot of work, but totally worth it.
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Easy, man…just breathe. It’s Friday! 🙂
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It’s Sunday now and I can’t breathe. I just ran two blocks.
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🙂
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Now it’s Monday and I sat in a chair all day. I’m exhausted.
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Hahaha! I think I like you.
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Well that doesn’t happen much. Did I mess up a post to accidently make you not bitter?
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You are mad. March madness is the teams I do not remember playing a game that is just a game. We make to much of it.
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I’m mad that every team but mine is in it every year and that only one team wins it every year.
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