You didn’t miss much…
You may or may not know that I’m bitter about stuff. Sometimes it’s the little things that nice people don’t really see and other times it’s real stuff that makes everyone Bitter. Traffic, losing at stuff and head injuries…stuff like that. Well, this week, real life job and real life work interfered with stuff, plus a tad bit of writer’s block, known as a lot of writer’s block interfered with me getting blog posts out as opposed to dealing with real life things. So my super low expectation of getting 4 blog posts out in a week failed. See this weeks recap for a look at how bad you can fail.
This week I did several posts and by that I mean two. One of the two was being bitter about moving. As you know, I am a fervent opposer of any kind of movement whether it be from the couch or moving locations. There are all kinds of reasons why not to move and I just named a few.
The other one was my automatic post that people have never look forward Bitter Failure Friday Pictures. It was a look back on the Bitter Failures which went all the way up to two for me this week. How am I expected to cope with both of these failures all in one week? I would cry bitter tears if tears weren’t so allergic to me.
I did find time to waste time bitter twittering that I had to work all week:
There were bitter comments about the Bitter Failures:
“I think that moving is one of the worst experiences on the planet. falling into an active volcano is a close second.” Ksbeth
“Those gifs are truly gifts. In the boy’s defense, he DID get the magic trick accomplished. Gravity just had other plans for the bookshelf. And his brother. But think how cool how tricks will sound when he dedicates them to the memory of Timmy.” – Kerby
Then just because I didn’t fail enough this week, I would like to give you a few more doses of failure gif style.
So many questions….
Biggest question of all though? What’s with the USA pants…
What nice friends you have PS4…
Clearly your friends knew that you needed a dip in the pool…
May you have a weekend of failures and bad mishaps or much bitterness. Cause remember, there is always Monday to not look forward to.
Arrrrrgghhhh
Bitter Nothingness Ben
I need a pair of those USA pants to match my bald eagle sweater.
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I think they will be available near Winter Olympic time.
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I nominated you for a Sunshine Award!
You can find the details here:
http://mizukian.wordpress.com/2014/01/11/bring-me-sunshine/
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Boys are mean to each other. Why do they always want to inflict pain?
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We inflict external pain while girls inflict internal, emotional and any other kind of pain.
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good pt
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It’s painful to hear.
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Finally, someone who can Tweet good shit…I’m following you now on Twitter. Just one more step in appropriately stalking you. I hope I do a good job.
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No one appreciates a good stalker like me. I only tweet about 5 times a week, but when I do I try to be actual funny instead of just lame funny. I can’t wait to see what funniness you have on your twitter.
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I post about two times a week and it’s usually stupid. Don’t get your hopes up.
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Too late! My hopes are completely up and will always be let down if they are not professional comedian quality 140 character masterpieces. No pressure…
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Aww Ben..your bitterness is a breath of fresh air in all of the optimism surrounding us… because of that, I’m giving you a Liebster Award. Click the link to collect :-)http://theplayground.me/2014/01/20/2-liebsters-1-week/
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It’s a breath of toxic air yeah. Optimism is running rampant these days and we need to fight it. Someone has to be the bitter side…
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Excellent, Ben.
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Excellently bitter.
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The meeting comment. So true. I mostly played solitaire on my Blackberry during meetings back in the day. Now- for the especially awful school type meetings- I`ve graduated to Words with Friends. In a typical meeting I can move up to number 1 in the rankings. And it gives me time to catch up on my games.
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It’s a good way to pretend like you are participating.
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How did the exciting Saturday night getting your head chopped off go?
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I feel about a foot shorter.
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I was sitting there waiting and waiting…between football and work and eating and stuff. I was waiting for a post. SeaHawks just won so I’m bitter. I can’t go to NY to see them win the Super Bowl.
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I know right? Now they will have to play in dismal winter conditions and win the Pot Bowl, uh Super Bowl.
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Ii’m very bitter that we are all portrayed here as pot smoking hippies…because for one thing, I’m not a hippy anymore and on the other hand, I wonder if there are any chicken wings left? I wish I had a dog. Wait…what was I posting about? Bitterness ensues…
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I know right? I prefer prescription drug use. It almost looks legal when I do it that way. I’ve heard watching football gives you the munchies and causes you to relax and forget things.
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Hey! You chose to write, so lighten up.
How’s that for bitter?
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I’m sure my writing makes other people bitter.
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Reblogged this on Dead Citizen's Rights Society.
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Your wish is my command. Netflix has been down all day so I am bitter for being forced to watch football ALL DAY LONG! And the thought of Monday…Augh! Know you are in good company tonight.
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Netflix being down is a dreadful way to spend a day. Just be glad that you don’t have to watch Lifetime all day like I do.
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Hmmmm….lifetime or football? I think I’d take Lifetime 😉
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Football only has one more game and Lifetime has a lifetime of bad TV. I’ll take football.
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You got me there. Great point!
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Wow, first time I have ever “got someone”.
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“Whoever said life is too short probably never went to a meeting.”— Ben Gardner
TRUE! Thankfully, I am off on Monday and there will be no meetings. Bitterness averted until Tuesday.
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And I am bitter because I have to work Today and you don’t.
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Sorry! (not really) No really, I’m sorry. (I’m still in my pajamas) Have a nice day!
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I feel the bitterness in your tone. Great job.
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