In honor of me staying up until midnight to watch The Man of Steel because I aspire to be an outsider from another planet and destroy things with ease, I am going to list some reasons why I’m bitter I am not Superman.
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Ben's Bitter Blog 
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I too long to be an outsider from another planet who destroys things… An to look 20 after I have been around for fifty years like a comic book character.
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I think the incompleteness was a helpful addition to assist in us feeling your “bitterness pain”.
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It was just another reason to be bitter and I will punish everyone responsible except for me.
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😀
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I am supplying all the reasons myself?! REALLY?! Wow…that is so subtle, man. Could be your best post yet. I’m bitter that I can’t so subtle things…
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I guess I need to start doing short posts so everyone can fill in their own blanks from now on.
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Was that a joke? If the aliens would have just taken him away, people could avoid getting bitter about having to watch it
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I didn’t finish my post because of my bitter phone. Check it out now.
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So your not bitter about being superman? You must look like Henry Cavill (sp?)…I see no bitter list at all…
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My phone sabatogued me and now it is on my bitter list. It is going to go down in flames!
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Do you have an android like me?
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I do have an android. Galaxy 2 that seems to think that it is okay to make posts on its own.
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Well…it would be cooler if it would do laundry and unload the dishwasher on it’s own…but, no–it needs to do something creative (Said in a whiny voice).
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It needs to go to work for me. How am I supposed to be lazy when it isn’t doing work for me?
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No doubt! How smart can those smart phones be if they can’t do everything for us so we can do nothing?
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They don’t even know how to do my taxes. And it doesn’t have my bitter personality to fool people into thinking I was at work.
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Shoot, I just wish it would pay my taxes…
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I already have someone that does my taxes. My wife.
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I’m still jealous you got to see it at midnight. I’m going tomorrow, first available showing. Can’t wait!
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I can’t wait for you to see it!
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Now I can’t wait to go see it again. I’m taking my boyfriend later this week…
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I can’t believe you are making him wait until later this week. He must be so bitter!
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It’s all part of my evil charm. And it was Father’s Day weekend…father’s first! lol
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Does your boyfriend know of you black widow tendencies? He should be the one terrified and impressed by your evil charm.
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Hehe. Yes. He is aware. Or at least, he thinks he is aware. Not quite sure his he knows the full scope of them yet.
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Can you take a picture when he finds out? It will be classic.
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I’ll try to remember that. :p
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Camera always at the ready.
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I’m pretty pissed that I’m not Superman either. However, I do love the new wallpaper on your blog. “PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME.”
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The new wallpaper is for the bitterness of Megatron and Starscream.
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It’s been redone so many times, it’s more like “Super Bland.”
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I’m Super Bitter that I never got to complete my post.
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That’s what you get for trusting an Android. 🙂
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I need a real Android to be my slave instead of doing anything on my own.
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this is becoming exhausting! Your Android should be making you bitter.
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I am exhausted by it too. My phone is getting a time out for this.
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I find that ten centuries in the corner is sufficient.
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I think shutting my phone power off for a few minutes will do the trick.
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