The bitter picture of the week is for me. As a Phd in bitterology, I took a lot of classes in things I didn’t want to take, like for instance, all of them. I took classes in small talk, phone ettiquette, and politeness, interviewing and job hunting, and traffic. I excelled in getting bitter in all these classes and my teachers saw big promise for me in bitterology. But then I had to take harder upper level stuff like, pizza and video games, and basketball. I really had to stretch myself and dig deep to find things wrong with them, but I found a way. But then in my final thesis, Living in a mansion and doing nothing all day, was so hard, I just didn’t know if I could make it. Finally I almost cracked. I couldn’t do it anymore. I tried to use the Kardashians as inspiration, but even that didn’t work. I almost gave in and enjoyed myself and thought, “There’s nothing wrong with this. I can actually enjoy this!” but I found the product above and it helped me through the most difficult thing I ever had to be bitter about. I would recommend this product for anyone trying to find their inner bitterness.
Back to our regularly scheduled Bitterness:
Doing your taxes is hard. That’s why they have accountants. Learning all the complex laws that have been put in place in this fine country take a lot of work. That is why we have lawyers. Math is very complex. Algebra, Geometry, Trigenometry, all the ometry’s are hard enough, but figuring out where X goes? I’ve got no idea other than it should be after W and before Y. Quantum physics, heart surgery, astrophysics, working a full time job and having kids? All these things are really hard. You know what else is hard to do? Clicking on things on the internet. Sometimes I need to take a break from clicking on the internet, and do some quantum physics or practice heart surgery, because all that clicking is so much work.
I put out this contest two days ago that required people to surf the internet. It probably made a lot of people bitter. I understand how hard it can be to read stuff at this site, but now you have to type and search for things? I definitely crossed the line. I am really sorry. I know that clicking on links and typing things in boxes to get you to certain spots can really hard and for that I apologize. Next time I will make it much easier to enter my contest. All you will have to do is be somewhere near my site(all you have to do is type www.) and you will be entered. And I definitely need to make the prizes better. Perhaps a trip to the moon and a trip to Hawaii, or a mansion and car collection(none of this or stuff). However, if there are people out there that are up for some work, and still interested in the current lame contest, it is still open. I know it is especially hard to do on a day when people don’t really work (especially Friday afternoons). Click the page above for more Bitter contesting.
Arrrghhh
Bitter working Ben
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Maybe if you throw in a dinner date with Ryan Gosling as a prize, I’ll consider entering your contest. —> www. (my entry) How are those pills? Good? 😛
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Consider yourself entered in my future contests for Ryan Gosling marriage, a mansion in Hawaii, and garageful of cars. The pills are good. I am almost an addict.
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Oh I’m going to love it here. Sarcasm, served daily!
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It’s not quite daily, but definitely about 3-4 times a week. I can see your bitter disappointment already.
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I must get some of those pills
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They are made by my pharmacutical company.
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“Dr. Hugh Cares” — Yes!!
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I sounds like Hugh Don’t.
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how long does it take to get a phd in bitterology?
here is my www for all future contests….that’s looks a little like world wide wrestling.
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38 years. You can call me Dr. Bitter Ben. I will include you in the trip to the moon.
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LOL thank-you. i will need a bunch of bitter pills. i’m scared flying on earth.
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I guess we will need to un enter you from that contest.
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lol.no. i’m going to win and i’m going to go.
ok bittersweetblog.com- i found it.
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Seriously it is called bittersweetblog.com? I’ll go there right now…or later.
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yes seriously…find a recipe.. you can go now or later. those are 2 options..take a box of good and plenty with you.
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I went there and I was bored. It is about recipes and not sarcastic or funny. Blahhhh.
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LOL.. i told you it was about cooking.
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Cooking is so borrinnng. I’m very bitter about going there.
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no one will make you go there.
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Thank goodness.
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lol.you aren’t a chef are you.
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I can make like three things, so not really. I especially don’t like to reading recipe instructions.
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i bet you would like it if it was one of those big as milwaukee hamburglers.
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I’m pretty sure I will not visit a bittersweet blog again.
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even if they give you free chocolate?
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Even if they give me free pizza. They can try over and over again if they want.
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oh i would. i would like some pizza right now; spinach and feta… chase it with red bell peppers and black olives and mozzarella.
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Um I think you misunderstood what I said. Pizza and lots of it. The other stuff, feta, spinach, gross stuff shouldn’t be near my pizza.
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i’m sure i misunderstood what you said.
i’ll have to find what you said now.
good leave it all for me.spinach- you have to have vitamins in pizza.
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There are a lot of healthy things in pizza.
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my teacher in 8th grade said the same thing.lol i guess calcium and vitamin c.
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Well, at least you remembered one thing from 8th grade. Was it your health teacher?
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i remember a lot from 8th grade and now you are making me write about that.i’m bitter… i have to start with day 1.
it was social studies teacher.
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What would a social studies teacher know about pizza?
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i don’t know ..maybe she didn’t,but i just wrote “bitter ben pizza and 8th grade”. you will be the 1 person to read it.
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On your blog? I became Haiku famous?
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yes , but you were already famous.
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But now I am Haiku Famous.
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true. you are haiku famous.
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no, i understood. i was just saying maybe if they gave you a pizza recipe too, you would go there. i know you won’t.
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Income tax season, maybe??
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No bitterness toward people not doing my contest. I don’t do my taxes, my wife does.
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I accept your apology.
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I’m off to take some pills to get over your apology.
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