This is the most bitter bacon I’ve ever seen. In fact, it may be the only bacon that is bitter.
Hello. I’m Ben’s Bitter Bacon and I’m taking over here. Ben was too bitter to write anything this today. What a chump. I’m going to be the official Ben’s Bitter Blog mascot. Maybe not. Maybe I will just take over. He is bitter, but not as much as me. Now that I have hacked in, there is no telling what will happen to this blog. Maybe I will shut it down or maybe I will change all his settings so no one can read it. Or maybe I will make it much better and funnier as opposed to Mr. Bitterman. Maybe I will give it some virus and then everyone that reads it will get one too. That would be fun. By the way, you know what makes me so bitter?
Cereal, and toast and pancakes and every other breakfast cereal. In fact, you know what else makes me bitter. Lunch and dinner. None of them are as tasty as bacon. No one will ever get a hold of me, but the rest of my bacon species do not get it’s due. Why do you people not each bacon for every meal? And why has there never been a bacon juice invented. There’s orange juice and grape juice and cranberry juice, but no bacon juice. What is wrong with you people?
And the vegetarians. Wow! I don’t even know what to say about you. What the heck? You’re too good for meat? You’re too good for Bacon? How are my fellow bacons supposed to work? I just don’t even know what to say to you. Go eat your healthy bean sprouts and vegatables. Oh and for something fun you could even have some broccoli? Sounds filling. When do we eat?
Well, I am going to go to a veggie rally and stir things up. Just be careful because you never know what I will do or when I will appear on this blog. I might even show up for breakfast making sure you have bacon instead of waffles. Cause gross. Waffles? Really?
Eat more bacon! (not me of course.)
Arrgh I am so bitter!
Hey Bitter Ben’s Bacon, get off my Blog!
Arrrgh!!!
Bitter Ben (I’ve got to start being more careful with my password, but passwords make me so bitter!)
Ben's Bitter Blog 
so if i put cereals on a table ,like them up, you will like every other one, no matter how i line them up: that’s amazing.that’s math… probabilities….wow.
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pretty much.
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i meant line them up, not like them up….i need to hire someone to hold my hawaiian punch
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I need someone to pay me to hold Hawaiian punch.
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i will pay you to hold hawaiian punch
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am i allowed to read this or is it unkosher for me to do so ?
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It’s probably not a good thing that you read about Bitter Bacon Ben anyways, because he is not kosher and too bitter. He’s dangerous.
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yes i think he is dangerous
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He’s bad for your kosher.
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not if i don’t eat him & i don’t
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arnold ziffel is on green acres right now, he likes to watch tv, so we can that. .. & i will give him a tiara also
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did you see what i just did or were you eating breakfast? it was the hawaiian punch challenge
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I’m a little slow so no.
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ok i’ll do it again, when you say you are ready
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What were we talking about again?
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if you are looking i will try again right now & see if you see..look at the likes.
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There are two likes. One from you and the other from you.
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lol
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In defense of Mr. Bitter Bacon: though it seems he himself doesn’t know it, bacon is actually a vegetarian food. Since the pigs and hogs who contribute bacon to the world are consumers of vegetable foods, mostly grasses, they are made up of vegetable foods. This makes bacon a fantastic vegetarian option – it’s just that vegetarians need to be educated. And Mr. Bacon is pretty savvy to have hacked Mr. Bitter Ben’s blog. So more power to him.
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