Thanks a lot dad. Thanks for teaching me your favorite saying, "Life isn't fair." Why can't your favorite saying be, "Everytime you try to win the lottery, you will win the lottery!" Thanks a lot dad. Thank you so much for teaching me about responsibility. Why couldn't you teach me about laziness? I had to … Continue reading Thanks a lot Dad…
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From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
I have lived in 40 different years, 5 different decades, two different centuries and 2 separate millenniums. Guess what though, who cares? It's not the years of bitter experience that allows me to be the unique voice of bitterness to youth of today, and the "more experienced" generations. I am the bitter bridge that spans the … Continue reading From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
Bitter Review of the Summer
Contrary to popular belief the summer didn't end when the kids went back to school. Nor did it end when the weather started being rainy, cloudy and coldy. Or when all the over budgeted, under storied movies started leaving the multiplexes. Summer's bitter reign of terror ended when the clock struck midnight and her slipper … Continue reading Bitter Review of the Summer
First Day of School Bitterness
There are two things I have learned about The Simpsons over my years of watching the Simpsons. First, when I started watching the show, I always thought that Bart was the star. He had all the catchphrases, like "Eat my shorts!" and "Don't have a cow!" and "Cowabunga!" that made him seem like the main character. But after … Continue reading First Day of School Bitterness
Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
The bitter picture of the week is for me. As a Phd in bitterology, I took a lot of classes in things I didn't want to take, like for instance, all of them. I took classes in small talk, phone ettiquette, and politeness, interviewing and job hunting, and traffic. I excelled in getting bitter in all … Continue reading Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
Bitter GIF of the Week and the B.I.T.T.E.R School of Bitterness
I was looking back to my first post a mere year ago, and it made me think. (How dare you first post!) It basically spells out my mission statement, my purpose for not only this blog, but the meaning of my life. The world is getting sloppy with all its happiness and its upbeatness and its smiling and … Continue reading Bitter GIF of the Week and the B.I.T.T.E.R School of Bitterness
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