Only In Dreams BFG’s

I once read something. I know, you're probably shaking your head in disbelief and probably laughing to yourself. You're probably at work, with your headphone on, trying to focus on the task at hand, but a little laugh is swelling inside you. It's probably reminding you of a recent Tik Tok you saw of a … Continue reading Only In Dreams BFG’s

Dreams Coming True Bitter Friday Giftures

  Many people talk about their dreams coming true. Someone just got their dream job. Another met their dream man or woman. Someone else is going on a dream vacation. On the other hand, I do all those things. Except then I wake up. Most of the time, life is a bunch of days that … Continue reading Dreams Coming True Bitter Friday Giftures

Sponsored Dreams

I've got a lot of dreams in my life. Becoming a YouTube star. Becoming a professional video gamer. Winning the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes $5000 a week for life winner. Getting the most comfortable couch ever and laying in it for extended periods of time. Getting a pizza oven in my house. Learning how to make … Continue reading Sponsored Dreams

This Dream is Sponsored By Little Caesars

When I was in junior high, I was already starting to think about my career, all because one of my stupid teachers told us we had to think about careers. My initial decision was advertising. Then, when I got to high school, I had to take a speech class which wasn't terrifrying at all. The … Continue reading This Dream is Sponsored By Little Caesars

Bitter Daymares

The other night, I was asked to perform the husbandly task of moving a box of something that was placed somewhere inside to a location outside.  When it comes to being useful around the house (or anywhere for that matter) I am the Wally from Dilbert fame.  I stealth in and out of situations be … Continue reading Bitter Daymares

Bitter Obsessions

After doing extensive research, I've found that people are too busy to read the internet and blogs right now because they are too busy celebrating the holidays.  Words are too hard to read and pictures are like a thousand words each, so there certainly isn't time for that.  So, I'm bitter about it, but I'm keeping this short … Continue reading Bitter Obsessions