The first time I watched Forrest Gump, I didn't make it all the way through. I was on a date with a girl, and I could tell she was getting a little uncomfortable. I asked her if she wanted to leave, and she said she did. So we walked out and continued our date elsewhere. … Continue reading Life Isn’t About a Box Of Chocolates Bitterness
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Bitteraffirmations
I don't know if you've heard of this phenomenon called Facebook, but it's what they call a Social Network where you and some people you call "friends" become even closer as friends by connecting through a computer box. Here is what happens. You go to this website http://www.facebook.com and you fill out all kinds … Continue reading Bitteraffirmations
Surefire ways to get people to annoy you
I love advice. I can't wait to hear it, swish it around like a fine glass of water, let it sink deep down into my soul, allow it to be knocked around inside my head, then ignore it completely. So please give it to me. I want all the advices. Let me know all about … Continue reading Surefire ways to get people to annoy you
B.A.T. (Bitter Advice Thursday)
As you may know if you are savvy at looking at calendars and assessing the difference between days (What's the difference between Monday and Tuesday again?), you would see that it is Thursday. Since I am such an expert at being bitter, and some of my readers really struggle with being such, I thought I … Continue reading B.A.T. (Bitter Advice Thursday)
Bitterness for Dummies
Take a seat everyone, class is about to begin at the B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness, Bitterness for Dummies class. I realize that there are a lot of newcomers to WordPress, because it is January and that is the time to start a new blog "for one of your resolutions". I imagine most of your blogs will be abandoned in … Continue reading Bitterness for Dummies
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