I am so bitter about Carbon.  I mean first they want to copy everything you do.  I have some in my checkbook.  Not cool to copy all my personal info, Carbon.  And second, Carbon is half of Carbon Monoxide, which is a killer way to make someone not feel so good.  What did we ever … Continue reading Carbon bitterness

They say coffee has a bitter taste.  Just take a look at this lady and tell me it isn't.  I've never tasted it, and I don't need to.  For some reason people in this area think I need to and that makes me bitter.  Why wake up to coffee when you have a nice hot cup of bitterness … Continue reading Coffee bitterness

    For the longest time, I ordered stuffed crust pizza, because only the bitterest of people like me, don't like cheese in the crust of their pizza.  That and people that don't like calories or whatever.  Then like 4 years later, I realized that they give you the thin crust pizza.  That makes me … Continue reading Pizza Bitterness

Trees make me so bitter.  I drive to work and I am trying to see places, you know, like ahead of me.  All I can see are trees, green, prickly, triangle shaped trees.  Then there all all these ones just standing there that don't even have leaves.  Why do they have to be in my … Continue reading Trees bitterness

Everyone seems to be so happy go lucky and fancy free.  It is time to make a change.  Let's just tell everyone how we really feel!  Let's release some venom to the world! I would someday like to a 1-900 number that you can all call and whine about how your lives are miserable like mine! … Continue reading Bringing Bitterness to the World!